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houstonwhodat 07-08-2013 12:56 PM

Top Ten Hottest Women In Comedy - Current
 
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I'm a big fan of the new Amy Schumer show on Tuesday nights on Comedy Central.

There seems to be a wave of attractive comediennes & comic actresses recently.

Vote for yours.

If not in here you can add yours.

Right now for me between Chelsea Handler and Katie Aselton (The League)

Ceej 07-08-2013 12:58 PM

To the media center!

ptlyon 07-08-2013 12:58 PM

Vinegar stroke

gblowfish 07-08-2013 12:59 PM

I like Maria Bamford. She's not that hot, but she's borderline mentally ill, which would make her totally unpredictable in bed.

Pitt Gorilla 07-08-2013 12:59 PM

Unfortunately for Tyler, her character is even hotter. I do love her, though.

Garcia Bronco 07-08-2013 01:01 PM

I stopped watching comedians years ago. They just aren't funny anymore. It's either recycled jokes or Pryor wanna-bees.

houstonwhodat 07-08-2013 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by houstonwhodat (Post 9798638)
I'm a big fan of the new Amy Schumer show on Tuesday nights on Comedy Central.

There seems to be a wave of attractive comediennes & actresses recently.

Vote for yours.

If not in here you can add yours.

Right now for me between Chelsea Handler and Katie Aselton (The League)



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cosmo20002 07-08-2013 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by houstonwhodat (Post 9798638)
I'm a big fan of the new Amy Schumer show on Tuesday nights on Comedy Central.

There seems to be a wave of attractive comediennes & actresses recently.

Vote for yours.

If not in here you can add yours.

Right now for me between Chelsea Handler and Katie Aselton (The League)

It is nice to see that attractive women have finally been able to break into the field of acting.

beach tribe 07-08-2013 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Garcia Bronco (Post 9798644)
I stopped watching comedians years ago. They just aren't funny anymore. It's either recycled jokes or Pryor wanna-bees.

Check out the Stand up thread in the media center and watch Chris Delia and Bill Burr.
There are some great comedians out there.

cosmo20002 07-08-2013 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by houstonwhodat (Post 9798638)
I'm a big fan of the new Amy Schumer show on Tuesday nights on Comedy Central.

There seems to be a wave of attractive comediennes & comic actresses recently.

Right now for me between Chelsea Handler and Katie Aselton (The League)

Overall, I think you have set a low bar for both "attractive" and "comedian" (at least good ones).

houstonwhodat 07-08-2013 01:09 PM

Natasha Leggero is funny as shit.

cosmo20002 07-08-2013 01:11 PM

Poll FAIL. No Joan Rivers.

threebag 07-08-2013 01:12 PM

Kathy Griffin

PunkinDrublic 07-08-2013 01:13 PM

Sorry but hot girls aren't funny.

Sorter 07-08-2013 01:14 PM

Of course houstonwhodat isn't voting for Ms. Tyler.

houstonwhodat 07-08-2013 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by cosmo20002 (Post 9798664)
Poll FAIL. No Joan Rivers.


Current.

And you can't count them if they can't move their face.

Thig Lyfe 07-08-2013 01:15 PM

I LIKE HOTT CHIXXX THEY MAKE MY WIENER FEEL GOOD

cosmo20002 07-08-2013 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by houstonwhodat (Post 9798676)
Current.

And you can't count them if they can't move their face.

Joan Rivers is "current." She's curently alive and I saw her making fun of someone's clothes on TV a couple weeks ago.

Omaha 07-08-2013 01:32 PM

Aisha Tyler... Holy shit she's hawt.

No Whitney Cummings?

RippedmyFlesh 07-08-2013 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Omaha (Post 9798722)
Aisha Tyler... Holy shit she's hawt.

No Whitney Cummings?

I like her "material"

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gblowfish 07-08-2013 02:10 PM

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Sarah Silverman is another chick who is borderline mentally ill. And she would tear you up in bed...

Omaha 07-08-2013 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 9798783)
Sarah Silverman is another chick who is borderline mentally ill. And she would tear you up in bed...

She has gotten out of shape over the years. I thought she was smokin' back in her SNL years & shortly after. Also, she has weird looking hands. I know that sounds dumb, but I have a thing about hands.

tooge 07-08-2013 02:19 PM

I'm not sure why, but not a single one of those really turn me on. Would I nail em? Well, duh, but I don't find any of them particularly attractive.

LoneWolf 07-08-2013 02:19 PM

I refuse to vote until Margaret Cho and Janeane Garofolo are added.

Garcia Bronco 07-08-2013 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 9798805)
I refuse to vote until Margaret Cho and Janeane Garofolo are added.

"Get the rope"

BigMeatballDave 07-08-2013 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 9798649)
Check out the Stand up thread in the media center and watch Chris Delia and Bill Burr.
There are some great comedians out there.

Burr is hilarious. My current favorite is Kyle Kinane. His pancakes on a plane bit is awesome.

gblowfish 07-08-2013 02:23 PM

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She has gotten out of shape over the years. I thought she was smokin' back in her SNL years & shortly after. Also, she has weird looking hands. I know that sounds dumb, but I have a thing about hands.

But....but....she giver herself the shocker!

Omaha 07-08-2013 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by RippedmyFlesh (Post 9798778)

That's not very flattering.

http://l.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/xp/pr...4290174059.jpg

http://www.cinemablend.com/images/se...ings_52617.jpg

http://img3.allvoices.com/thumbs/ima...y-cummings.jpg

BigMeatballDave 07-08-2013 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 9798805)
I refuse to vote until Margaret Cho and Janeane Garofolo are added.

Washed up

Pablo 07-08-2013 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 9798642)
I like Maria Bamford. She's not that hot, but she's borderline mentally ill, which would make her totally unpredictable in bed.

She is hilarious.

I watched Comedians of Comedy on Netflix a couple months ago, and she's a headliner in the show. I went in with incredibly low expectations for her set; but was absolutely blown away. Probably the hardest I've laughed in a long, long while.

gblowfish 07-08-2013 02:23 PM

What about Tina Fey???

wheeler08 07-08-2013 02:25 PM

I love Katie Aselton in the League!

Omaha 07-08-2013 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 9798819)
But....but....she giver herself the shocker!

Yeah, she obviously gets bonus points for that.

LoneWolf 07-08-2013 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by TrueFanDave (Post 9798821)
Washed up

Washed up, worn out, and fugly. It was a joke.

Garcia Bronco 07-08-2013 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 9798783)
Sarah Silverman is another chick who is borderline mentally ill. And she would tear you up in bed...

I've never felt like "That woman is going to tear me up." I more or less approach the situation like a machine. I going to work her over like a passionless steel jack hammer that's been chippin up rocks for the great highway.

tooge 07-08-2013 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 9798783)
Sarah Silverman is another chick who is borderline mentally ill. And she would tear you up in bed...

Nailing tards is not cool (no offense to any tards reading this thread)

gblowfish 07-08-2013 02:44 PM

Maria Bamford is actually really sweet. She's had a lot of issues with serious clinical depression. She is self deprecating, and she is hilarious. I love her act.

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houstonwhodat 07-08-2013 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 9798845)
Maria Bamford is actually really sweet. She's had a lot of issues with serious clinical depression. She is self deprecating, and she is hilarious. I love her act.

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I loved her long hair.

Not liking the short so much but still like her.

She reminds me of Mitch Hedberg.

houstonwhodat 07-08-2013 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by wheeler08 (Post 9798828)
I love Katie Aselton in the League!


She is smokin hot and funny as hell.

Can't wait for that show to come back on.

Love it when they put two episodes back to back.

houstonwhodat 07-08-2013 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 9798825)
What about Tina Fey???

Kristin Wiig is hotter than Tina Fey.

But not as talented as Tina.

It's all personal preference.

There are others out there but tried to keep it to 10.

Pitt Gorilla 07-08-2013 02:51 PM

She's not a comedienne.

DaneMcCloud 07-08-2013 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by houstonwhodat (Post 9798865)
Kristin Wiig is hotter than Tina Fey.

But not as talented as Tina.

It's all personal preference.

:facepalm:

Sorter 07-08-2013 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 9798869)
:facepalm:

Its okay, he's racist.

Omaha 07-08-2013 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by houstonwhodat (Post 9798865)
Kristin Wiig is hotter than Tina Fey.

But not as talented as Tina.

It's all personal preference.

There are others out there but tried to keep it to 10.

KW can look great and she can look awful. I'd wreck it for sure.

Omaha 07-08-2013 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla (Post 9798867)
She's not a comedienne.

Wut?

Not sure if serious....

Grim 07-08-2013 03:17 PM

Still in shock that I read somebody confess to being a fan of Amy Schumer's show.
I like her stand-up and I think she's cute but I don't ever even get a giggle out of watching that steaming pile of shit of a show. Uninspired, unoriginal and unfunny.
I'll be shocked if Comedy Central renews it.

Dayze 07-08-2013 03:18 PM

I watched a comedy special of Anjelah Johson completely at random one late night after drinking. It thought it was really good.

OnTheWarpath15 07-08-2013 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Grim (Post 9798924)
Still in shock that I read somebody confess to being a fan of Amy Schumer's show.
I like her stand-up and I think she's cute but I don't ever even get a giggle out of watching that steaming pile of shit of a show. Uninspired, unoriginal and unfunny.
I'll be shocked if Comedy Central renews it.

Put on your shocked face.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/liv...-season-558894

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Inside Amy Schumer: TV Review
TV Ratings: Comedy Central's 'Inside Amy Schumer' Gets a Strong Start

The comedian took to her Twitter page on Monday night to announce that the Viacom-owned cable network has renewed Inside Amy Schumer for a second season. (Comedy Central also confirmed the news, with the 10-episode second season set for 2014.)

"Hey! #InsideAmy Schumer got picked up for Season 2! Thanks @ComedyCentral New episode tomorrow at 10:30/9:30 Central," she wrote.


The sketch comedy series premiered strong on April 30, ranking as Comedy Central's top premiere of 2013, besting all nonsports programming in the network's targeted male demos. Following a new episode of Tosh.0, Inside Amy opened to 1.6 million total viewers, rising to 3 million across three plays.

From comedian Schumer, the series combines standup with sketch comedy. It outranks the recently renewed Nathan for You, The Jeselnik Offensive and Kroll Show among total viewers and the targeted demos as the best launch of 2013.

Guests slated to appear during the freshman run include Jon Glaser, Michael Showalter, Amber Tamblyn, Michael Ian Black, Rob Schneider, Abby Elliott, Tig Notaro, Tom Papa, Lisa Lampanelli, Dave Attell, Will Janowitz, Nikki Glaser, Sara Schaefer and Missi Pyle.

ndws 07-08-2013 03:21 PM

What about Tammy Pescatelli? I remember seeing her on last comic standing. She's a little older, but she can look pretty good when she wants to.

mikeyis4dcats. 07-08-2013 03:25 PM

Nasim Pedrad is hot in a wierd way.

http://img.spokeo.com/public/900-600...2010_11_18.jpghttp://www.actorsbiography.com/image...pedrad/1/1.jpg

Dayze 07-08-2013 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by mikeyis4dcats. (Post 9798948)
Nasim Pedrad is hot in a wierd way.

this.

Dayze 07-08-2013 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by ndws (Post 9798938)
What about Tammy Pescatelli? I remember seeing her on last comic standing. She's a little older, but she can look pretty good when she wants to.

didn't she play Safety for us?

Omaha 07-08-2013 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by mikeyis4dcats. (Post 9798948)

I agree. FYP

loochy 07-08-2013 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by ndws (Post 9798938)
What about Tammy Pescatelli? I remember seeing her on last comic standing. She's a little older, but she can look pretty good when she wants to.

Nope. Reminds me of Sabby.

Grim 07-08-2013 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58 (Post 9798931)

There is no God.

houstonwhodat 07-08-2013 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Grim (Post 9798924)
Still in shock that I read somebody confess to being a fan of Amy Schumer's show.
I like her stand-up and I think she's cute but I don't ever even get a giggle out of watching that steaming pile of shit of a show. Uninspired, unoriginal and unfunny.
I'll be shocked if Comedy Central renews it.

I didn't like it at first, liked her stand up much better.

Then some of the sketches got me laughing and it grew on me.

Some are stupid like any sketch comedy show, hit and miss.

houstonwhodat 07-08-2013 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 9798882)
Its okay, he's racist.

I'm not a racist.

I just hate double standards.

After all, I did include Aisha on this list so **** off.

houstonwhodat 07-08-2013 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 9798959)
this.

Ain't nothing weird about those legs.

Omaha 07-08-2013 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by houstonwhodat (Post 9798999)
I'm not a racist.

I just hate double standards.

After all, I did include Aisha on this list so **** off.

You should add Whitney Cummings to the list.

Dayze 07-08-2013 03:50 PM

no love for Melissa McCarthy? / Hawk

houstonwhodat 07-08-2013 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Omaha (Post 9799006)
You should add Whitney Cummings to the list.

And drop who?

Buns 07-08-2013 03:54 PM

AUBREY PLAZA

houstonwhodat 07-08-2013 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 9799009)
no love for Melissa McCarthy? / Hawk

How bout Rosie O'Donnell?

gblowfish 07-08-2013 03:59 PM

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I've never thought Kristin Wiig was funny. She's just kind of annoying. But she can look good when she wants to. Tina Fey is older now, but she was deceptively hot when she was younger. And she IS funny. Great writer.

Strongside 07-08-2013 04:01 PM

I like Kristen Wiig

http://www.usmagazine.com/uploads/as...ig-article.jpg

AdumbGuy 07-08-2013 04:06 PM

aisha tyler and it's not even close.

chelsea handler's ok -ish

travesty though that tina fey and whitney cummings aren't on here.

1. aisha tyler
2. tina fey
3. cummings

Omaha 07-08-2013 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by houstonwhodat (Post 9799020)
And drop who?

I would rank her 3rd behind Aisha & Katie so take your pick. I also think Chelsea Handler looks old as **** and used up so probably her but she somehow got 5 votes.

Omaha 07-08-2013 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by houstonwhodat (Post 9799026)
How bout Rosie O'Donnell?

Hawk is jizzing somewhere right now as he reads this.

Red Beans 07-08-2013 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 9798783)
Sarah Silverman is another chick who is borderline mentally ill. And she would tear you up in bed...

You and I both George.

Munson 07-08-2013 04:25 PM

Amy Schumer.

So hot! Want to touch the hiney! :drool:

SnakeXJones 07-08-2013 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Omaha (Post 9798722)
Aisha Tyler... Holy shit she's hawt.

No Whitney Cummings?

I think she looks like she is a ex-meth head she sometimes looks ok but hell no not hot

Deberg_1990 07-08-2013 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Strongside (Post 9799046)

He'll yes! She gets my vote!

Rudy tossed tigger's salad 07-08-2013 04:43 PM

Amy schumer is quickly wearing out her welcome.

KcMizzou 07-08-2013 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Munson (Post 9799099)
Amy Schumer.

So hot! Want to touch the hiney! :drool:

She's a little thick... not afraid to get dirty. Just right.

Sorter 07-08-2013 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by houstonwhodat (Post 9798999)
I'm not a racist.

I just hate double standards.

After all, I did include Aisha on this list so **** off.

I'm fairly certain you were banned for repeated racist remarks.

Mods can feel free to educate me if that wasn't the case.

KcMizzou 07-08-2013 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by SnakeXJones (Post 9799112)
I think she looks like she is a ex-meth head she sometimes looks ok but hell no not hot

She is hot, no denying that. Just reminds me of a couple crazy ex gf's in my past.

KCUnited 07-08-2013 04:55 PM

Handler looks like she might stink a little bit. Like she's got that Golden Corral pussy or something.

Grim 07-08-2013 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by houstonwhodat (Post 9798991)
I didn't like it at first, liked her stand up much better.

Then some of the sketches got me laughing and it grew on me.

Some are stupid like any sketch comedy show, hit and miss.

I'm probably being too harsh on her. Had high expectations. Watched 5 episodes and barely got a couple snickers. Decided it wasn't for me.

Rausch 07-08-2013 05:38 PM

I went with Schumer and Aselton

Schumer just reminds me of the dirty girls I dated in catholic school all growed up.

Aselton is the perfect woman to me: just good looking enough I'd never stray, smart enough I'd be kept on my toes, and any woman that can name the last 3 leading rushers has my attention...

CoMoChief 07-08-2013 05:38 PM

There's absolutely nothing cool, hip, funny, hot, sexy, about Chelsea Handler.

nothing at all.....don't even know why/how she even has a talk show...maybe it's because people think little mexican midgets are funny.


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