Draft Tek's Splooge-Worthy Mock
 

Assuming the first pick is inevitable, our picks from 3 to 7 are phenomtastic.

http://www.drafttek.com/2013-NFL-Mock-Draft-Round1.asp

1. OT Luke Joeckel, Texas A&M

3. S Bacarri Rambo, Georgia

3. C Brian Schwenke, California

4. WR Aaron Dobson, Marshall

5. RB Mike Gillislee, Florida

6. OLB Stansly Maponga, TCU

6. OLB/ILB Trevardo Williams, Connecticut

7. WR Marquess Wilson, Washington State

That's a fantastic infusion of playmaker talent.

QB: Smith, Daniel, Stanzi
RB: Charles, Gray, Gillislee, Droughn
FB: D'Imperio

WR: Bowe, Dobson, McCluster, Avery, Baldwin, Wilson
TE: Moeaki, Fasano, Brock

LT: Joeckel, Stephenson
LG: Allen, Schwartz
C: Hudson, Schwenke
RG: Asamoah, Schwartz
RT: Stephenson, Schwartz

DE: DeVito, Bailey
NT: Poe, Powe, Toribio
DE: Jackson, Muir

OLB: Hali, Maponga
ILB: Williams, Sturdivant
ILB: Johnson, Greenwood
OLB: Houston, Williams

CB: Flowers, Smith, Robinson, Arenas, Menzie
S: Berry, Rambo, Abdullah, Lewis

K: Succop
P: Colquitt
LS: Gafford

That is incredibly solid.

I'm sorry. I just can't get past any draft that has us taking that fat **** soft bitch at 1.1

Joeckel = deal breaker, and it will be that way until Alex Smith proves he's more than Matt Cassel with a playoff win. Or we draft a QB.

Draft Tek would have killed my selection of Manuel in round 2, but I honestly don't see that as a bad pick. I don't see how a player with those measureables and that skillset lasts until the 4th.

how is drafttek's historical accuracy?

About the same as most mockers. That is to say: not.

They have already changed -

4th QB Zac Dysert, Miami (Ohio)

5th RB Johnathan Franklin, UCLA

6th DE William Campbell, Michigan

6th OLB Travis Long, Washington State

7th WRP Rodney Smith, Florida State

I'm sorry, but any mock that has Jekyll to KC makes splooge impossible as it makes me limp.

Did Albert die or something?