Spinoff:Caught In The Act
 

Probably done before but Hamas' thread got me to thinking about times being caught in the act and thought with this group surely there's some hilarity to be had.

My most embarrassing was when my gf and I were 69ing in the backseat of my car parked by a lake in our county and getting so busy doing each other we didn't hear anything until there was a rapping on the car window and then a flashlight illuminated the backseat.Deputy was cool and just told us to be on our way.

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I was caught by the cops while bangin' in my car multiple times in high school. I used to sneak chicks into my dorm room and bang while my roommate was passed out drunk.

One of buds was visiting during college and a girlfriend snuck in early one morning to bang and my buddy woke up to the noise.

He just laughed.

my sister caught me post-fap when I was 16

stark naked in the bathroom

told her i was looking for shampoo

bout to take a shower sis don't mind me

Overslept. Her husband woke us up. He ended up in jail. I felt bad for the guy.

I was a Sr in HS and was over at my girlfriends house watching a movie I. Their Family Room basement. Her Parents had gone to bed, so it was business time. She was OTR, so no sex for me. However, she was happy to blow me. I'm standing up, she's on her knees sucking away. I'm getting ready to dump my load and all of a sudden, a door opens, a light flashes on. My gf has my Dick in her hand, jerks around to see who it is, and as she jerks around, she jerks my load and it goes flying over her shoulder. Standing there in complete disgust is her Mom, as she sees me fly a cum rocket across the room as it lands on the sofa. She gasps in disgust, screams at her daughter and slams the door shut. Good times......

Was snowed in at my girlfriends place back in college when she was home for spring break. We were up late in her basement watching TV. We both fell asleep laying together on the floor but woke back up at about 2AM and got right into it. I got her top off and was playing around there then pulled her jeans off and went to down on her when her father walked down the basement stairs. He caught me chin deep and sloppy faced and merely said, "I think it's time you two called it a night". He walked back up and she freaked out. Needless to say, breakfast the next morning was pretty awkward. I was stuck there there three more days.

15 or 16 years old, had been ****ing a neighbor and one of her friends off and on for a year or so. They where about to go to Florida or some shit, and decided they need laid before leaving. So, I proceed to getting down with both of em. We went up to the upstairs rec room, so where ****ing around on the floor. I am pounding one and the other one was just kind of waiting for her turn sitting near us, and bam, door flies open and there stands my mom, shocked as hell.

She looks at us, blinks once, turns around and shuts the door without saying a word.

To this day, has still never said a single thing about it.

Cum rocket! NTFF!!

Summer after senior year at my moms house. GF and I were just finishing up when step dad came in the house. As he walked by the room GF closed the door that was about an inch open. Later that day while she was driving down the driveway my step dad says "Well I don't know about you but I am **** tired." Never new that was a saying but anyway.

Yup/ Been busted by my Pops once. He just winked at her & said
THATS MY BOY! & closed the door

16 years old, at my gfs house. Her parents went to bed, we are in the basement so we "can hear people walking" we were in the middle of it, light flicks on heard no movement, we freak out and look up at the stairs and her dad is giving me this im going to kill you look. I shit you not he comes down grabs me, I am completely naked still, and proceeds to throw me out his front door. My clothes are still on the floor downstairs, girlfriend is yelling at him has her clothes back on by this point. She runs out the door gives me mine, and her mom comes out and started yelling at her dad about it. Dad leaves, her mom proceeds to apologize to me, mom goes back inside. I kiss my gf and leave. Needless to say I always had my gf come to my house from then on.

When I was nine my pops and I stopped by my aunt's house and I went to the basement with my 12 year old cousin and she wanted to experiment.Later that day back home pops asked what cousin and I were doing in the basement and I answered just playing.He then proceeded to beat my ass while yelling yeah I saw you two playing.

My girlfriend (now wife) and I got caught on a gravel road near a radio tower not too terribly far from my house.

The officer was fairly cool about it. He put the vehicle light on the car to light up the cab...then shut it down and gave us about 5 minutes before he came up to the window; giving us time to get clothes on was a fairly class move, IMO. Obviously this was not something he hadn't seen here before (it was a known 'hangout'). He asked what I was up to, I stammered for a moment, and he said "I don't want to know, do I?" "No sir"....

He took licenses and sent us on our way.

Now that in itself isn't that exciting. However, this all happened about a 10 yrs ago. At the time I was about 20-21 yrs old and had a 16 yr old sister...who had a 19 yr old boyfriend who is now her husband. I found out last weekend that in the fall, when I had gone back to college, she got caught with her boyfriend up there. And needless to say, the 16/19 thing made that story a hell of a lot different. They called my mom and made her pick up the boyfriend; they wouldn't release him otherwise. She took him home, told the parents, all that neat shit.

So one radio tower, both siblings. And really, the 2nd likely wouldn't have happened had the cops called my folks after the first (because my sister would've found out, I'm sure).

Secondary story - same girl and I were fooling around at her house when her mom, dad and 80 yr old uncle who was a preacher came home early. I didn't get the belt buckled in time and so I spent the next 1/2 hour with a pillow on my lap thinking I was smooth as a MFer until they stepped away long enough for me to get the buckle done. I've never been in a more panicked state in my life.

And needless to say...not smooth as a MFer at all. Parents knew what was up and they were not fond of me for some time because of it.