I need a team name!
 

I'm a software developer. We are adopting a new development methodology called Scrum. There is a competition for best team name. Everybody on my team has agreed we want to stay away from using the word Scrum in our name as it's being played out already. (some names have leaked out) I thought Scrum-duggery wouldn't be bad....but anyways.....

Scrum dictates that rather than have coders and testers....everyone is a developer. We're building mostly in DB2, SQl and Cobol.

There's a free lunch at stake here so this is obviously of GREAT importance! :thumb:

Team DaKCMan_AP is Awesome

Is this supposed to be an internally used name or externally?

Scrum, Agile, DevOps, Infrastructure As Code seems to be a growing thing these days. Know quite a few places going that way.

bums

the code monkeys or creative control

SQL like a piggy

Scrum bums, done.

well....externally in that it will be known to other teams...but certainly nothing to be shared with clients.

I know one team name is the scrum dog millionaires

hahaha
not bad....wondering how the ladies on the team will feel about that one.

yeah I'm not overly excited about it. I'd rather be given a task...leave me the hell alone....and I'll get 'er done.
we'll see how it goes.

OUDB2

The Filter Evaders

Seppukakke.

After an individual performs ritualized hari kiri, legions of men ejaculate in the disemboweled abdomen.

Rear Entry

Databased God

What product management software are you guys using? (IE: Jira, Mingle)

Buttcrack attack.

The Ban Hammers

Coballaz.

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Murcs

:spock:

:shake:

ROFL

nice pits man!

Bill Gates is my homie.

Jira.
trying to leave Helios behind.

when I was younger I used to laugh when I'd here the phrase "old people don't like change".

not so funny now....

"I hab a code"

SQL part 2.










I got nothing.

"Scrum days are diamonds" (I know, it uses scrum, but I liked it!)

Cobal Cabal

Scrum On Her Face

Cobal Cobanna

Meth Heads

How about "Ann Arbor's a Whore"?
#greatestrivalyinsports
#buckeyefanjustplayingwithyou

"DB2, DB3...whatever it takes"

"Soft Core Scrum" (I know)

SQly lines

hahaha

http://img844.imageshack.us/img844/3...ownsonofab.jpg

ROFL

not bad.....not workplace friendly...but not bad...

Rugby

Shout out to the COBOL/DB2 developers! You must work at a bank or insurance company. Been 12 yrs since I worked in that.

Scrum Bucket

aids tree
pink taco
midgets rule
attack of the midgets
blast

My Opossum's penis
Sandy Vaseline
For Großmutter!
UUDDLRLRBA+
Mario and the Super Growth Mushrooms
Washington's Wooden Chompers
C++ Pimps
3.14159 and Developing

Clitoral Hoods

Nutthooks

Really, that's a keeper...

Flack-a-berry

Ahh ... I've played with Jira some. We decided it wasn't flexible enough. Good luck!

Scrum Dumpster

Scrum of the Earth

[/winning]

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Scrumdog Millionaires

Taking a Morning Hadoop

Agile Time Wasters

Too Agile To Come Up With A Stupid Name

Team Ibetyoucan'tdothatagain

Team Go **** Yourself

Butthole Pleasures.

DB2Legit 2Quit

Scrum Busters

Team PIIHB

MySQL is bigger than yours

Team stored procedures

Team Divided by Zero

Team Grant All
Team drop dbo.*

Team Optimized Query

Methodology Rules!!

Meth Lab

$@&}#-diddly-um-shus

Is That A Software Package In Your Pants Or Are You Just In Dire Need Of Viagra?

Team "ha ha I can pretty much do any ridiculous thing but nobody can say anything about it because HR is only on the side of idiots"

Big Endians
Little Endians
The Pokes
Poking 4 Fun
Taking a Peek
Buffer Overflow
Lost Memories
Que
Nebuchadnezzar Crew

Got my vote...

Method Men

Cobra Kai

The Early Developers.

Cobol-licious.

SCRotUM.

I'm assuming that Pond Scrum is not eligible per your rules.

Team Chlamydia. It rolls off the tongue.

Team Smegma.

The Devo Lepers. (Motto: "Whip it and it may fall off.")

Creative.

Sql's out for summer. (And then you have to all dress like Alice Cooper.)