Dzhokhar A. Tsarnaev
 

What would you do if you had five minutes alone with this sick f***? I'd probably castrate him in front of his mom and dad then proceed to waterboard him. Instead of using water I would use liquid fecal matter.

Death by 1000 lashes from the branches of an AIDS tree

Strap a pipe bomb to his leg and don't let him know when the timer is going off.

Put him in a room with Dane/GoChiefs/Hootie. Torture 101

Nicely done. I'd probably shove it up his ass though.

I'd make him hold a press conference and not leave until every question was answered.

I'd starve 5 hyenas for a month, slather the derka derka in BBQ sauce and butter and then sear him lightly, and then throw him to the dogs.

I would film the dinner in slow motion and set the video to "Die Mother****er, Die Mother****er" by Gheto Boys.

Yup. Better still. Concur.

Cruel and unusual punishment?

Gates or Arthur Bryants?

Introduce him to Marcellus Wallace

Cut his nuts off. Jam them into his mouth. Tape his mouth shut and proceed to pull each tonsil out one by one.

I'm not wasting good BBQ sauce on a terrorist piece of shit.

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Understandable.

I'd setup a dunk tank full of pirahnas and let matt Cassel throw balls at the target. That way the kid may have to suffer for a few hours of anticipation before he was eaten alive.





Then I would shove Cassel in with him.

IS THAT HIM!?!?Where did you get this?!?!?!

ROFL

Thats him, still wearing the same hoodie from the earlier 7-11 surveillance tapes.

Toenail, not tonsil. But hey, while I'm at it, I'll rip those out too

I'd question him.


Then, I'd probably let the chimps have him. Very nasty creatures, chimps are.

No idea. Some guy that works on the Dan Patrick show retweeted it. It's 100% him though.

I'd let Wickedson **** him to death. It would take years.

I thought he was suppose to be "2 meters" tall? He barely looks like he would be over 5 foot...

Get medieval on his ass . Call some hard core African Americans................

Backside of a claw hammer to non-life threatening body parts.

Backup, Ronsonal lighter fluid with strike anywhere matches.

I might also jam a whale penini down his throat.

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

Really though, chimps are the correct answer here.

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[QUOTE=Douchemaster General;9605539]I'd let Wickedson **** him to death. It would take years.[/]

He'd die of shame a lot earlier than you'd like.

Rip out the fingernails one by one. Then the toenails. Then the teeth. Tooge is with me.

Have piranhas pluck his pubes one by one

I would just want to be in the interrogation room to see what happens and what's said.

True Story: My girlfriend had a family that lived down the street from her growing up that had a Chimp. They had to take him to a chimp nature reserve and once when they visited their chimp there, a bunch of other ones got out of their pen and mauled the husbands face and genitals off. They had a special about it on dateline or something.

time to celebrate.........tomorrow. :D

They are not to be ****ed with.

Good point. :D

I would make him watch the entire Chiefs 2012 season.

You cruel bastard! He's still a human being.

All I will say is I hope he enjoys the rest of his life getting busy with Ted K underneath the mountain.

Way to go Boston and surrounding groups.

ROFLROFLROFL

You sir, are truly deranged.

Throw him butt naked in a prison shower and leave him there 24/7.

Haha leave him for Bubba

Am offering free extractions. No anesthesia. Takers?

Handcuffed cell mate with Sandusky.

Too old.

he does like them younger though.

I think you should end every story with ...and that's why I became a Jaguars fan.

I'd cut his legs off with a hacksaw and let him bleed to death.

Eye for an eye.

Who is this guy?

Make him listen to every presser Scooter ***** ever did with the CHIEFS and then make him pick up wrappers in the stairwell.

I saw the show you're talking about.
They ****ed that dude up bad.

I'd make him read one of Zach's soccer threads.

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I'd make him run the Boston marathon. I'm sure Boston can think of something while he runs through the streets.

I wouldnt let him date my daughter

No one should be subjected to that.

I'd simply strap him to an operating table, show him a bag of pig blood and hook it up to an IV, and then as it is dripping into his arm, ask him what he thinks now that Allah will not accept his befouled self and he won't get any virgins or any of that other good afterlife stuff. Once the bag was empty, 9 mm to the temple.

Thread over?

Best scrabble score terrorist name evaar!

do we know for sure that he did it?

Well, I wasn't there but I feel pretty good they got the right guy. I think that asshole, Cassel was involved. I'm sure he put up the money.

I cant think of any of reason for why he would kill a cop, hijack a car, rob a gas station, and toss IEDs at police if he didn't do it.

people rob gas stations and shoot at cops all the time.

he probably did it tho, I guess we'll find out pretty soon

LMAO Nice

Are those people persons of interest in a bombing that happened 4 days earlier and possess homemade bombs?

They weren't even suspects when they went on their rampage.

they don't seem very smart, robbing a place and car jacking and killing a cop just a few miles from the bombing? seems a little TOO stupid

Someone had to see them placing more bomb's somewhere and they panic'ed!


Anyways, i hope nothing else happens, never know how many people are actually behind all this. Im sure Big Bro knows a hell of alot more then the little bro they used as a sacrificial Pawn.

Also, how is this ass clown on scholarship to a pretty decent University, when I know a bunch of Americans who would give anything to go to school for free? Why the **** are tax dollars being used to educate these ****faces

The prison system will be plenty unkind and I won't have to dirty my hands.

Both were American citizens???

Throw him in a sensory deprivation chamber, strapped down with no means to kill himself.

His mind woild be mush in a couple days. Let him do that every day with iv fluids and nutrients until he died (which woild hopefully be many many years).

Ad seg in a federal super max facility is what he would get. He will be ceritifably (if he isn't already) insane after 6 months.

Another quality post from Matt Cassel's #1 fan.

LAChiefsfan is a master troll. Why anyone falls for his bit is beyond me though. He is over the top too consistently IMO (yes I said dial it back LA, otherwise you do good work)

Douche/ You aint had a good day since you were paroled

Leave him with the general population they will take care of him...