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houstonwhodat 06-11-2013 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by JD10367 (Post 9743682)
This place is ****ing hilarious. You all are freaking out about how people all freak out about Tebow.

Here's the situation, plain and simple: absolutely no risk. A two-year contract with no guaranteed money. If it works out, great. If it doesn't, whatever.

Belichick has always appreciated and liked Tim Tebow. He also had always appreciated and liked Chad Johnson. He also had always appreciated and liked Randy Moss. Darth Hoodie has one object in mind: improve the team, and get as much as he can out of someone before wiping his dick on the sheet, slapping a 20 on the bureau, and telling them they have five minutes to wash off and get the **** out.

Belichick did not bring Tebow in to be the starter. He didn't bring him in to be the backup. He didn't bring him in to use on short yardage (he's not taking one of the best QBs in the history of the NFL out of the game for a gimmick player on the goal line). He didn't bring him in to convert him to a tight end. He brought him in for one simple reason: to see if Tebow can play QB and maybe make the team as the third QB.

If Tebow makes the team as the third QB, good for him. If Belichick then tells Tebow to get his ass on the field for the occasional special teams play or sub as a TE, good for him. He MIGHT even use Tebow once or twice on the goal line, IF Brady is hobbled or something. That's. It.

No one can forecast the NFL season. Brady could get popped in Game One again and Tebow could suddenly be the backup. Or maybe Tebow shows enough to let the Pats trade Ryan Mallett in the coming offseason, who knows. Again, no risk, all reward. If Tebow sucks like a Filipino hooker then he joins the ranks of Albert Haynesworth and the other retreads who didn't work out in New England.

This is the absolute best situation for Tebow. He gets a chance to be a QB again, because if Belichick and Brady can't do it then no one can. It's not Tebow's last chance, but it's definitely his best chance.

As for the media circus, not only does Belichick not give a ****, he probably actually enjoys it. For every minute the media is circling Tebow, it's one less minute they're circling Brady asking him how upset he was that Welker left, or circling Gronk and asking him if he's injury-prone and if his off-field antics are too much. Belichick loves when the media ignores the Patriots and, paradoxically, this will actually make them ignore the Patriots as a team because the entire sports media world will be whacking off during Tebow talk.

Most actual fans realize Tebow probably won't make any impact on the field. If he does, it'll only be because things have gone in the shitter. But if that happens, who's a better possible third-string QB? Tebow, under the guidance of Belichick and Brady and surrounded by a ton of talent, or whatever schmuck the Pats could throw out there? As for the pink-hatters and religious nuts, who cares if they all get stiffies over Tebow being in New England. As long as Tebow shuts his yap and talks nothing but football he'll be fine.


Belichicky is not gonna allow the Tebow circus to take place.

The jerk off media is going to try to instigate it but he will squash it ASAP.

Plus there's no guarantee that he will make the team but I'm sure he will.

Tebow will be told to shut the hell up or hit the road.

And he will do just that if he wants to be in the NFL.

-King- 06-11-2013 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9741944)
They will use him in short yardage situations...and it will work. BB understands how to use his personnel correctly.

He's not making the team.

ChiefGator 06-11-2013 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by houstonwhodat (Post 9743724)
Belichicky is not gonna allow the Tebow circus to take place.

The jerk off media is going to try to instigate it but he will squash it ASAP.

Plus there's no guarantee that he will make the team but I'm sure he will.

Tebow will be told to shut the hell up or hit the road.

And he will do just that if he wants to be in the NFL.

Exactly. Which is why this is a perfect landing spot for him.

Hammock Parties 06-11-2013 09:18 AM

oh dear GOD

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Rausch 06-11-2013 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9743705)
End result: Patriots lose in the playoffs, again.

With the shifting of power back to the NFC I don't think it really matters.

There are probably 4 NFC teams that could beat the best the AFC has to offer.

GoChargers 06-11-2013 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9743705)
End result: Patriots lose in the playoffs, again.

And still zero rings since Spygate.

Just Passin' By 06-11-2013 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by GoChargers (Post 9743752)
And still zero rings since Spygate.

What does a Chargers fan know about championship rings?


Not a damn thing.

houstonwhodat 06-11-2013 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Just Passin' By (Post 9743886)
What does a Chargers fan know about championship rings?


Not a damn thing.


They do know a lot about evaluating QB's.

See = Drew Brees

Sweet Daddy Hate 06-11-2013 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave (Post 9743416)
LMAO Shocking that you would think Tebow is a good QB.

No, I actually think he's dogshit as a QB, and I'd still take him over Danielsss.

What does that say about Chase?:evil:

Ace Gunner 06-11-2013 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9743744)

:LOL:

DJ's left nut 06-11-2013 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 9743422)
Just watched some NFL total access because I can't sleep....if you can watch the segment with Heath Evans and Darren Sharper, do it. Lol. Sharper curb stomps Evans on Tebow.

Jesus, Evans looks like an absolute idiot.

Actually, that's not true, he just looks like anther belichick ball-washer; another guy that worships at the cult of BB.

And then he starts throwing temper tantrums when Sharper doesn't blindly worship at the alter of that cheating dick.

Is Heath Evans actually Just Passin' By?

El Jefe 06-11-2013 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Just Passin' By (Post 9743886)
What does a Chargers fan know about championship rings?


Not a damn thing.

Boom!

Sorter 06-11-2013 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 9744066)
Jesus, Evans looks like an absolute idiot.

Actually, that's not true, he just looks like anther belichick ball-washer; another guy that worships at the cult of BB.

And then he starts throwing temper tantrums when Sharper doesn't blindly worship at the alter of that cheating dick.

Is Heath Evans actually Just Passin' By?

Is there a link so one can view this rape?

Sorter 06-11-2013 11:42 AM

Because I'm slightly hesitant to google "Heath Evans Raped by Darren Sharper".

Gobernments and all.

DJ's left nut 06-11-2013 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 9744082)
Because I'm slightly hesitant to google "Heath Evans Raped by Darren Sharper".

Gobernments and all.

http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-free-a...Tebow-s-career

Is less of a rape by Sharper than it is Heath Evans just looking like sobbing bitch. He really does just spend the entire segment pouting because Sharper doesn't agree with him that everything the Patriots do is great.

His little "I wish you'd have played for the Patriots" quip at the very beginning showed that arrogant shit's true colors.


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