Royals vs. Chicago White Sux - Game 2 - 03/03/2013
 

Let do this!

Oh man, you jinxed them!!

Got my Ipad at work with MLB at bat and ready to go.

Starting lineups are out. Both teams are using the same lineup as Monday.

PEREZ

IM trying to remain positive.. Chisox 5 Royals 2

REMEMBER THE GAMBOA

3-1 Royals :D

Without looking anything up, and based solely on my marginally-reliable memory, I think game 2's tend to be wildly different from our opening days. Even if we win or lose both, the games are not the same at all.

I'll optimistically predict that Santana looks good, goes 6+ innings with either 0 or 1 run, and our lineup opens up several cans of whoop-ass, knocking their starter out early.

Final score: 11-1

Hosmer has been talking to matt Stairs...Stairs who was noted as being one of the best low ball hitters in the game because he was so hungover he is unable to left his head straight. I guess they were doing shots of tequilla and put a drop of pat tabler blood in there for good luck.

Yeah I am not worried about the offense. Between the weather, Sale, and shadows, Monday was not a good day to be hitting. With the earlier start time the shadows won't be an issue and the wind won't be as strong today. The preseason offense was much too consistent and strong for me to worry about them based on one game.

Print em

Get your October hotel reservations now.

The quest for 161 wins in a row starts today, gentlemen.

Royals and Cracker Sox both ****ing suck.

Its still cold. Whoever schedules opening week games in CHI and PHI is a dumbass. They should put the first week in warm cities, save the cold cities for the 2nd week.

Good thing you decided to take time out of your busy, super productive day to tell us that.

C'mon Alice......
Get a goddamn hit.

And a stream can be found...........?

... if you pay $$ to MLB.com (audio anyway, video could be blacked out. I subscribe so I can listen to it at work)

****in Royals.

Amazing they can't seem to hit pitches right down the middle again.

Bats are on fire today, much like yesterday...... 2 fkg strikeouts and a groundout to start the 1st. :cuss:

10 innings into the season and the bats have started off pathetic. *sigh*

Do you ever have anything nice to say?

Isn't there an AIDs Tree on fire that you can climb?

I feel bad for Royals fans.

do you live in/around the KC area?

Just wait until the weather turns warm ... like August.

All 600 Sox Fans at the Cell today are excited for the game....

Trade shields for some prospects.

I feel sorry for people who have to live in St. Louis. **** your pity.

Gordon limping after Colliding with escobar

Just wait til next year.

When the Sox catcher comes up we ought to deck him.

Santana goes 1-2-3 and looks sharp

C'mon Moose, get it started

Q


It was 22 when I got up this morning, but it is pretty nice now.

Moose goes down swinging.

Shitty swing hit for Perez

Gameday shows a line drive hit. Perez #basewars #Cyborg

He looks to be throwing a lot more two-seam fastballs than he has in the past. Good movement on them.

Still leaving the ball up a lot...

Did Hosmer go opposite field much this Spring?

Hosmer strikes out.

Better AB by Hosmer. Made him work for it.

5 ****ing strikeouts in 2 innings.

Your Kansas City Strike Outs!

Yeah that was a good at bat with Hosmer Def heading in the right direction.

We should try to pull the ball the more often.

Well, at least we're not hitting into double plays....

Or hitting anything at all...........The ball is very happy

God ****ing Dammit!!!!

That's what you do with a pitch down the middle

We are awful.

WHAM.

Can we knock somebody down now???

1-0 Game over.

Goodnight ladies and gentlemen!

Adam Dunn takes advantage of the short porch out there 400 feet away.

Ned in the Post-Game:

"Well, we pitched great. Just great. We're almost scoring and we're working hard towards plating a run. That will get the guys considering perhaps winning at some point. But we're not going to panic. It's not May yet..."

We got Sanchez's replacement on the mound?

Inning number 12 coming up. Let's see if we can score a GOD DAMN RUN!

Royals have to score 5 runs and win to get half off a Papa John's pizza.
That's about as likely as someone hitting a grand slam in the Sonic 6th.

Frenchy wastes no time

At a quasi-alarming rate.

He hit the ball to left-center/center almost exclusively.

Odds of Yost changing up the lineup if the Royals don't score again today? Magic Eight Ball says, "Likely."

That might be just about the only way Getz gets on today.

A baserunner! Thank you Jesus!!!

C'mon Alice, you putz.

Thanks

Gordon is getting his rips in. Only a matter of time until a hit.

PEREZ

Alice flys out.
Dominating!

400 foot

According to the radio, the wind prevented a home run. That look like the case on TV?

ROFL

it was crushed. Escabar.

w00t. 1-1

Tough to tell. Looked very well hit.

Sox shitting themselves. Thanks.

Excellent work there Chicago.

Escabar singles and Chi Sox are going all black sox kicking the ball around. Time to piss pound the ball.

We score. Thank you Jesus! Thanks White Sux Defense! Ahhhhh.... it's like not being able to shit for three days.....

ESCOBAR!!