how much is rent in your section 5 housing?

White person living in Crackerville Heights.

Why would you want to live in the ghetto?

If the guy left in cuffs, this does seem to be the perfect moment to attempt a score with the woman.

Or if you don't like her, beat her up and then you and the husband can corroborate each other's stories that she attacked first.

I suppose the cops will want to talk to me. The squad car is still out there.

yell up "kill that bitch already!"

**** them all up, tell them she's a Tebow fan and he's a Sanchez fan. Post a video

Answer the door naked!

This is the most drama I've had here since I tried to get scammed by magazine sellers.

Yep. It's rare that you see a decision point that is this big of a no-brainer, but I see no way this would end badly. Try. Go now!

so $50 a month?

She needs a hero...

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Was his name Steve?

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Heh.

I remember my first Apartment. We had a neighbor that would have some crazy sex. Like, the entire complex could hear it.

White woman. Black man. It'd happen once or twice a month.

All you would hear is "**** ME, **** ME, OH MY GAWD, YES, YES!"

Welp, cops left without talking to me.