wait....what? You got the wrong man locked up?

Did they break into the upstairs apartment?

I would guess he has at least 24 hours. Besides, the dude is probably gonna have sex in jail. All is fair........right? Right? :D

Was the couple from downstairs having sex with the couple from upstairs and got into a big swinger fight?

Were they having a fight about his desire to quit his job and pursue his ventriloquism act full time?

LMAO

Yeah, so I guess my perception is a bit off. I knew it wasn't from this floor, at least.

Yeah, we know this couple quite well, actually. Never saw this coming . . .

Now wife just came in here to talk with us . . .

So what you're saying is.......


You have even more reason to go down there concerned.....AND....

She'll feel a little bit more comfortable with you as well......

So.....why are you still here?

go go go

Become a CP legend! Now is the time to strike!

you only live once!

YOLO mother****er, yolo

AHHHHH YEEEAH GUUURL

Good job lying about the Help Me Help Me part.

ROFL

This story is starting to smell like bullshit.

You're right.

It needs to smell more like vagina.

Lit, get over there and show her how "liberal" you can be with your tongue.

Huh? That did happen.

What part?