Yelling and Screaming Upstairs
 

Sounds like a couple having a really bad day. I've never heard this from them. I don't know them. There's a baby crying, too.

What do you do?

Count the 9 shots and call 911?

put some headphones in and listen to Foolish Games by Jewel on repeat.

Shotgun blast through the ceiling.

Why are you asking? You know exactly what you think you should do and it will all be over by the 15th post whatever is going on up there. You looking for approval to stick your nose more into others lives?

That's new,

I turn my TV up.

Okay, I called nonemergency police. Someone else had called, too.

way to go, bro

you just sentenced that crying baby to years of being a foster child

You should also call the non-emergency fire department. They could be yelling about the baby being on fire.

Our apartments come with fire extinguishers, sooo...

I called after I heard "HELP ME!! HELP ME!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!"

At that point, I really had no choice, except whether to call emergency or non-.

so after hearing HELP ME! HELP ME! SOMEBODY HELP ME!

you chose the non-emergency police line?

...interesting

Wow. Yeah, I'd say that sounds appropriate, then.

Yep. I have no idea if it's actually an emergency or if they're just fighting.

Good point.

Bird Bomb

Pound on the ceiling and say STFU.

Am so glad to be out of apartment dwellings I would hear shit like that all the time.

Then one day a 22 year old kid that lived with his mom in the basement part..

Was out side yelling and banging on doors tying to get in..

A motorcycle cop shows up gets off his bike..

Pulls out a weapon.. "Get down on the ground"

The kid goes "Shoot me shoot me" (come at me bro)

Heads toward the cop..

~~~~~~ZAP TAZED

The punk kid falls flat on his face on concrete

Music comes on the TV ~Bad boys bad boys watch ya gonna do when they come for you bad boys~

Wow cops in 3d pretty cool & that's my cool story brah.

You should go up there and offer to help. And stream it live and post the link here.

Of course he did...he's a huge liberal. He doesn't believe in family and conflict resolution..just get govt rule all.

good job Stalin.

WTF Dumbass? Kick in the door and help the poor woman. You would probably get laid over the deal! :shake:

I would have dressed up as a Mormon passing the word along or pretend to be a Christmas caroler. That would have been fun

And now cops have arrived and male leaves in cuffs.

PBJ

Always the guy. Stupid bitch probaby deserved an ass beating.

Where the hell do you live that the cops show up that quickly?

With my luck, I would probably break my foot in the process, go through the entryway, and get shot.

this thread could have ended EVEN better.

move.

Honestly just a block away from police station. Also, someone had called before me.

LOL u would still be the Hero though!

how much is rent in your section 5 housing?

White person living in Crackerville Heights.

Why would you want to live in the ghetto?

If the guy left in cuffs, this does seem to be the perfect moment to attempt a score with the woman.

Or if you don't like her, beat her up and then you and the husband can corroborate each other's stories that she attacked first.

I suppose the cops will want to talk to me. The squad car is still out there.

yell up "kill that bitch already!"

**** them all up, tell them she's a Tebow fan and he's a Sanchez fan. Post a video

Answer the door naked!

This is the most drama I've had here since I tried to get scammed by magazine sellers.

Yep. It's rare that you see a decision point that is this big of a no-brainer, but I see no way this would end badly. Try. Go now!

so $50 a month?

She needs a hero...

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Was his name Steve?

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Heh.

I remember my first Apartment. We had a neighbor that would have some crazy sex. Like, the entire complex could hear it.

White woman. Black man. It'd happen once or twice a month.

All you would hear is "**** ME, **** ME, OH MY GAWD, YES, YES!"

Welp, cops left without talking to me.

Did you jack off at the same?

Didn't need to. Ain't gonna lie though, it sure was arousing.

not always needed. If they already have enough evidence of a physical altercation, why come to your door and let your neighbor know it was you that called?

Nothing better then some slut screaming **** ME **** ME

Now go upstairs knock on her door and ask if she is okay? Let her know you were concerned and are here for her in her time of need! She has a baby, so you already know she ****s! You can save this thread after all!

Back to the shitty MVP thread :'-(

This.

Now.

It is your duty as a man. Sneak some pics in while you're up there.

This thread can have HoC potential if you just do what we tell you.

Bring her Gatorade FTW

We have light at the end of the tunnel.


Knock on that ****ing door

This is the only decent thing to do.

Probably not enough vodka to cure this.

After the adrenaline of the fight and after seeing all those policemen in uniforms, you know she's up there all amped up, biting her lower lip and wishing there was a man around to burn off that energy.

Just be sure to GTFO before he gets out of jail and wants to stab you.

****, this took a turn for the worse. It was the neighbor couple we know from downstairs.

wait....what? You got the wrong man locked up?

Did they break into the upstairs apartment?

I would guess he has at least 24 hours. Besides, the dude is probably gonna have sex in jail. All is fair........right? Right? :D

Was the couple from downstairs having sex with the couple from upstairs and got into a big swinger fight?

Were they having a fight about his desire to quit his job and pursue his ventriloquism act full time?

LMAO

Yeah, so I guess my perception is a bit off. I knew it wasn't from this floor, at least.

Yeah, we know this couple quite well, actually. Never saw this coming . . .

Now wife just came in here to talk with us . . .

So what you're saying is.......


You have even more reason to go down there concerned.....AND....

She'll feel a little bit more comfortable with you as well......

So.....why are you still here?

go go go

Become a CP legend! Now is the time to strike!

you only live once!

YOLO mother****er, yolo

AHHHHH YEEEAH GUUURL

Good job lying about the Help Me Help Me part.

ROFL

This story is starting to smell like bullshit.

You're right.

It needs to smell more like vagina.

Lit, get over there and show her how "liberal" you can be with your tongue.

Huh? That did happen.

What part?

Anybody order a pizza? Topping: Big Sausage.

I pretty much figured it to be made up from the get go...

I wish it was.

WTF? No pussy and No VOGUE? This night sucks ass!