My Arrowhead collection

"Please check around your immediate seating area for any personal belongings you may have brought on board"

....well, I might have brought my arrowhead collection. But I didn't. SO I"M NOT GOING TO LOOK FOR IT!

I don't really have anything that I'd walk through a fire for. Fire really hurts. I mean, it really hurts.

Other than living beings, probably the thing I'd grab before anything would be my laptop. It's got pictures, stories, and all sorts of other stuff that would be difficult or impossible to replace. Other than that, I would rely on a call to my friends at the insurance company.

No one has said "my 12 inch dick???"

Come on CP, this is an epic fail!

A baseball I caught at a Cubs game.

We were at Wrigley Field watching the Cubs take on the Royals, and Joe Randa fouled one back to the first base lower level where I was sitting with my 13 month old Son (it was his first MLB Game). My wife had gone to the rest room, and there I sat with my Son and a frosty cold Old Style Beer. When the foul ball came my way, I sort of panicked. The rookie Dad move I made was to immediately stand up with my Son in one hand (left arm) and the beer in the other (right hand). As the ball tracked nearer to me, my fan instincts took over. I tucked my Son in deep to the left arm, switched the beer to my left had, and reached for the ball with my right hand. VIOLA! Ball Caught, baby secure, and beer not spilled. The crowd around me went nuts. My wife, hearing the story after her return from the bathroom............not so happy with me. :D

In my office, there is a picture of Me holding my Son, and my Son curling up with the ball, and the ticket displayed - all in a glass souvenir box. I absolutely love it, and love re-telling that story to my now 15 year Son.

Try ****ing reading.

He said prized possessioN which means I don't read shit with a list since that isn't following the rules and by default means only the first one counts.

owned/

I have a piece of Hitler's skull.

If you have to type owned at the end......you didn't do anything.

Thats quite a claim, better fill in the blanks on that...

You don't have to count stuff that's implanted into you.

Says who?

The butthurt is pretty strong in your post.

My wife's peace of mind. She got robbed in college and it shook her to the core. I'd do an awful lot to avoid her going through that again.

The lil girl sitting behind me.
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Oh ya. & the locomotive my Pops built from scratch

ROFL