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NewChief 06-18-2013 12:41 PM

Gift Suggestions for the Wife
 
Okay, I know I'm just asking for it... but... I need help getting my wife something for her birthday (coming up this weekend).

Here's the problem: I'd normally just go buy her clothes or jewelry. Unfortunately, since she opened her own business, she trades with other stores who have clothes/jewelry. As such, she gets herself whatever she wants already in those types of items.

Dick in a box is not an option.

ptlyon 06-18-2013 12:42 PM

Get her a pair of slippers & a dildo

ptlyon 06-18-2013 12:43 PM

Wait - she already got one?

Demonpenz 06-18-2013 12:43 PM

Jim johnson

ptlyon 06-18-2013 12:44 PM

Alex Smith Jersey

Rain Man 06-18-2013 12:45 PM

Dick in a - oh. Never mind. Just read the opening post.

ptlyon 06-18-2013 12:46 PM

Sleep member bed

Rain Man 06-18-2013 12:46 PM

Spa day with an attractive female masseuse. Other than the fact that you're not there, it's kind of a threesome.

ptlyon 06-18-2013 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9759454)
Spa day with an attractive female masseuse. Other than the fact that you're not there, it's kind of a threesome.

No need to be sending her to the other team

J Diddy 06-18-2013 12:47 PM

Never get a woman a dildo. That screams "get in the kitchen and work bitch."

Always a vibrator. That says I love you enough to buy electronics to do things to you so I don't have to and you don't have to work at it.

Pestilence 06-18-2013 12:49 PM

Kanye's new CD. I heard it's the best ever.

ptlyon 06-18-2013 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9759461)
Never get a woman a dildo. That screams "get in the kitchen and work bitch."

Always a vibrator. That says I love you enough to buy electronics to do things to you so I don't have to and you don't have to work at it.

Ya but the dental bill is atrocious

BoneKrusher 06-18-2013 12:49 PM

i was gonna suggest a Matt Cassel jersey but i just saw clothes aren't an option.

Dragonocho 06-18-2013 12:50 PM

Hotel on the plaza for the night for her and her friends, assuming you have kids and she needs a night off

Donger 06-18-2013 12:51 PM

Send her to one of those day spa/salon places.


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