**** OFFICIAL ChiefsPlanet 2013 Douche of the Year Nomination Thread ****
 

I wasn't going to do this again, but there are just too many douches out there crying out for recognition, so it's on.

Nominate as many douches as you want. There will be four regions, with douches seeded based on total number of nominations. Total number of rounds in the contest will be determined by the overall level of interest, but at the very least we'll have four regional douche-off polls and a final four poll to determine our douchy winner.

Prospective douches should also feel free to use this thread to showcase their douchy skills (like they need to be told that).

NOMINATIONS CLOSED, BRACKETS SET

There are four regions, 15 douches each. I set them up by number of votes until I got down to single vote nominees, then just dumped them in alphabetically. Regions are random, although damn, the 50/50 region is stacked.

THE TOM CASH REGION
9 Bl4ckmon
4 Alex Smith Fan
3 Phobia
2 SNR
2 Mr. Flopnuts
2 Frazod
AdumbGuy
Amnorix
AustinChief
Beeker
Big Nasty KCnut
Bo's Pelini
Bugeater
Comrade Crapski (Shitsprayer)
Cosmo20002

ADVANCING TO ROUND TWO
Bl4ckmon
Alex Smith Fan
Comrade Crapski (Shitsprayer)
Cosmo20002

THE KCCHIEFSFAN 50/50 REGION
7 Peyton'sPrincess (Hootie)
3 COchief
2 Thatguy
2 Setsuna
2 KC native
2 Frankie
DaKCMan
Direckshun
Doctor Facebook Fever (Beerme)
Houstonwhodat
Icarus
InMem58
JASONSAUTO
Kaepernick
Kaylore

ADVANCING TO ROUND TWO
Peyton'sPrincess (Hootie)
Setsuna
InMem58
KC native

THE MIDNIGHT VULTURE REGION
6 Piers Morgan (Wickedson)
3 Chiefsshrink
3 [Zach]
2 Richard Cuckold
2 Just Passing By
2 Exoter175
KC Tattoo
KChiefer
Killerclown
Knowmo
L.A. Chieffan
Mother****erJones (dtchiefs4life)
Mr.Pink
O.city
Penbrook

ADVANCING TO ROUND TWO
Knowmo
Wickedson
[Zach]
L.A. Chieffan

THE SKIP TOWNE REGION
5 DaneMcCloud
3 ChiefsandO’sfan
2 Sweet Dick Willy
2 Patteeu
2 Gonzo
2 Cephalic Trauma
Ptlyon
RunKC
Scho63
something cooler
Stevieray
ThaVirus
TheBadGuy
Tman
Trivers

ADVANCING TO ROUND TWO

DaneMcCloud
ChiefsandO’sfan
Sweet Dick Willy
Cephalic Trauma

B14ckmon

BlackBob (although since he got teh hammer, I'm not sure he qualifies).

ChiefsandOsdouche.

Douche this.

LA Queeffan

Scho63, whodat, frankie, me, & Obama

Knowmo

You know whats awesome? When a own teams fan changes the team name to make it an insult. Genious.

Seconded.

Oh, and no douche-off would be complete without DaKCdouche.

I believe emotions over Geno Smith might taint this process.

I nominate Alex Smith....

Oh and this guy

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|Zach|

So, we're banning the winner like last year, right?

Which douche to choose? :hmmm:

Shouldn't that game be called 'Survivor Douche'?

Now, now, wait a minute...

Throw Trivers on there as well, along with any other douche who has cried to a moderator about rep.

penbrook

Mother****erJones aka dtchiefs4life

I second both of these nominations.

ROFL

That Pestilence guy is a real ****ing douche.

I don't think you can nominate yourself, douche.

Kc native
Wickedson

Is there a minimum post requirement to be nominated?

This guy is gonna win in a landslide.

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No.
I nominate this douche.

I bet you own a pit bull!

His balls will empty with every vote

I have a hard time believing Bl14ckmon is both a Jags and Twins fan.

I think he's more of a trolling fan tbh.

But that IS a real douche move.

No, I hate that douche

Glory monger

I think this year we should give the winner a trophy....

Bugeater

Alex Smith Fan, Kaepernick, and all the other Niner invaders.

Yeah, I got yer trophy right here:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YntY1kyKo4...rotch-grab.jpg

Phobia seconds this nomination. He told me so in a letter

I was thinking something more along these lines....

We are.

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia...Ban_Hammer.jpg

IMO, that call's best left up to Kyle. I want no part of it.

You'll need to be a bit more specific than "all the other Niner invaders." :D

I still find specks of sand from that. Fishy smelling sand.

Luv just felt a sharp pain and doesn't know why. LMAO

Nm

Is it really coming back?

I refer to them as turds 1, 2, 3, and 4 so the names are escaping me ROFL The two main ones will have to do I guess.

stevieray

Comrade Crapski.

Too bad I've got Thigtard on ignore. I can't see his nomination.

Darn.

SNR. Guy is a douche if you don't have the exact same opinion as him. Douche!

Oh, and Sweet Dick Willy. Douche. Guy has a few decent football takes, and just may know a little about football, very little, but the way he presents his arguments is very douche. Douche!

I think "douche" is the schtick he's going for. If not, the guy's a natural.

I nominate Sorter. ****ing douche isn't even actually Boxxy?!?!? From n00b of the year, to douche of the year. Douche!

I don't actually have an issue with him, but Cephalic Trauma's been getting into with people a lot lately. Might as well throw him in there.

Easiest guy on the forum to get mad...

I am slipping, Not even a mention :shake:

Douche!

Thanks:thumb:

COchief and beer me

b14ckmon

dane mccloud

alex smith fan

piers morgan

You use to be on the list until I saw that pretty baby....

I can think of a few people who are definite douches, but I don't want to nominate any of them, because I don't want to reward their douchey-ness. Does that make sense?

You won last year - previous winners are automatically DQd. :D

I didn't win...Did I? Nah no way in hell, I would have been using that shit all year if I had

Douche

My nominees:

Piers Morgan (aka Wickedson)
KC native
Cephalic Trauma
Zach
KChiefer
cosmo20-whatever

Seems like I'm missing a couple. I'll add more later.

It lacked the grandeur of the previous year, when Tom Cash won.

Apparently you're no Tom Cash. LMAO

I'm sure I'll have no problem voting for one of the eventual nominees. We never seem to have a lack of qualified choices on the ballot.

I think having a mult, or changing one's CP name over and over again should add to the douche factor exponentially.

Was I first runner up atleast?

**** you. I nominate you, Patteau, RunKC, and Douche McCloud.
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No, you won last year.

be back in a few, constructing new avatar LMAO

ROFL

HOLD THAT THOUGHT - I WAS WRONG.

KCChiefsfan50/50 won last year. You were in the Final Four, though.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=255084

So you can be nominated.

Happy now?

Damnit Fraz... I was excited

Me.