JFC

Got him in the noodle

Welp....that's the game.

Ugh....

That shit might cost us this game....

YES I'M ALL LIT UP AGAIN...IN THE OUTFIELD IN MY HEAD. I LOVE THE LOCAIN I LOVE THE LOCAIN.

Wow, unbelievable

It probably will tonight.

**** word.

not watching, is Sal ok? Saw he was pinch run for and Kotteras is in

Chen's rubbin a little jalapeno in his nose...

Boy, that is something you don't see very often.

I've always found that it's easiest to let the momentum from the ball close your glove for you (a well broken-in glove will just snap around the ball at impact) but Cain just closed it before the ball got there.

That's just something I didn't think happened; frankly I didn't think Major League outfielders actively timed how they closed their gloves like that.

YOU CAN DO IT CHEN!!!

Alex doesn't **** with droppng fly balls. Take notes Cain.

And FFS... I understand the weather is a factor, but can Hud stop blaming EVERYTHING on the weather?

He wasn't.

And I think he's 3 for 3.

Are you sure?

His big body is still behind the plate. That didn't happen.

Chen got the first call outside so he figured he go a little further.

So apparently you're only supposed to finish 7.5 cans of beer in power hour

you can't feel the ball hitting your glove on nights like tonight.

w00t

I didn't see anyone pinch run for Salvy.

Good work Chen.

Maybe he was overcompensating for the rain.

"This ball might slip out, better close my glove myself to secure it"

NOICE

Chen :clap:

Chen's the man!

Minny has 10 LOB so far. Haha.

Cain didn't close his glove too early, he just miss judged where it was.

Well, Chen did a nice job on the meat of their lineup....

I LOVE YOU BRUCE! :grouphug:

10 left on base. Jesus christ.

Hey - Royals are pretty good at overcoming their mistakes this year. Or lucky. :shrug:

So if it stays at 1-run, who comes out for the 8th? I figured Holland may not be available today, but Yost has to go with Herrera to deal with the 8th in a 1-run game, doesn't he?

I love you Chen!!!!

Yahoo has him out and Kotteras in

Crow and Herrera should both be available. Chen also seems to be dealing.

He is just a Chenimal!!!

Watching the game and Salvy is playing.

They are wrong. We are watching.

Yeah, I'll buy that.

(Though you kinda have to ask why he didn't have a 2nd hand up there - THAT'S how you keep the ball in the glove, but I've given up on expecting ML outfielders to use 2 hands to secure the grab anymore...)

Crow/Herrera. Hell, maybe Chen again. He only has 25 pitches thrown so far. He's probably good for 40-50.

Crow. Luckily we have a ton of arms in the pen.

May ride Chen all the way to the 9th, then go Herrera

Frenchy trying to bunt his way on.

Well I guess it's better than how he usually gets strikes...

French looks extra drunk tonight.

EDIT: Nevermind.

FRENCHY!!!!

Frenchy....BYE BYE!

every once in a while, the wild free-swinger who spits on walks will get ahold of one.

Hey that pitcher just accidentally hit Frenchy's bat really hard....

Everyone but Collins should be available.

OH SHIT I'M SORRY FRENCHY

Chen doesn't throw any harder, he's probably good for a full 70-80. that's all he was good for as a starter anyway. LMAO

Lol.

Wtf is this I don't even

The ball finally hits Frenchy's bat

You magnificent asshole.

Once a douche, always a douche.

FRENCHY!

These Twins announcers are just dull as shit. To be fair, this game has been pretty dull for the most part, but I'll bet Hud at least had some kind of story to tell about waking up in freezing rain next to a nude obese man.

Two runs both on solo homers. Go figure....

lol.

Frenchy.

Chen might be a piggyback for Wade for a couple of weeks.

Frenchy told his hands what to do. Hud is one goofy bastard.

ROFL

Francour says I'm here to stay, suck it Royals fans.

I could stand to lose 5 pounds, but obese seems a little harsh.

Pilot to Bombardier. Open up the bomb doors. LMAO

Well, stick an eel up my ass and call me Chen!

BETTER BRING IN THE LEFTY SPECIALIST TO GET GETZ OUT


(yeah I know Gordon is up next as well. Shut the **** up and let me make glorious humor)

ROFL

I like you guys too. A lot.


PANAMA! PANAMA-A-A-A!

Not quite. But he did say something about getting lost in the Montana wilderness with Jason Giambi during the dead of winter and having to eat the dick of of a dead elk and use it's antlers as walkings sticks. Hell, they even made rope from its innards, he said. They were lucky to have made it out.

Jeff Francouer looks like a hooked nosed Christian Bale and is probably TWICE as douchey

Wait, what? :(

Hard to hate Frenchy so far this season.

Twins have Shinobi playing center field.

Uh-oh, bats coming to life

God it's gotta be miserable out there tonight.

GETZ IMPROVING WAR AND MOAR POWER