so i got a ****ing horse
 

And the horse ****ing sucks.


Spoiled little mother****er.

And I got a cat. Goddamn thing claws my ass every time I sit on a milk crate.
I hate cats. But I saved the bastard from my dog...wait for it.....







Twice.

Never look a Gift Cat in the mouth.

Send it to the glue factory.

sick the boar on 'em.

Lol
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you gonna eat it?

Link?

Name the horse Elway and name the cat Peyton. Do it. You know you want to.

Have you some Catsup with Horseradish.

gt

Cats are spiteful, self absorbed creatures and are not to be trusted.

It can sense your weakness in giving it too many chances...

Time for some horse-trading.

Stop horsing around and rip the cat's claws out.

Teach it to dance.

so are women