Random stock photography is always funny.

I don't understand what's supposed to be strange about this photo. Lots of people with active lifestyles develop corns on their hands and feet.

"I Can't see shit"

My new glasses are kind of corny.

You see corn, she feels corn, she sees BBC...

If the world were just, this would be our President and Vice President.

Geordi's wife with sex toy.

Corn. It's what's for dinner.

"I bet I can take this all the up my cornt."

Chiefs new marketing campaign: "Free corn at halftime! We have our ears covered and now you can too!"