Wet wipes help some...

I don't know for sure...but I felt fine, ate at my favorite bbq place...then last night I started feeling like shit...cold sweats, no sleep, constant diahrrea...but like, I can't just shit it all out it comes in small doses and sometimes it's like I'm shitting water...i haven't puked but i really never puke...either way i feel fatigued and awful, no appetite of course

Stop eating pizza out of the trash where you work.

Thats all I got.

Make sure you wipe your diarreha soaked asshole with 60 grit sandpaper. That will help the burn.

You could just have the flu?
When I get the flu I always blame the shit I ate the night before, then I will never eat it again.
Lucky for me I have never eatin pussy the night before I got the flu.

Any pain on the right side or tender spots? What was the name of this place?

have you ever been punched in the jejunum before?

No not really...I did have some stomach pain a month ago but I believe it was stress related due to a job transition.

Hickory river...it's in Illinois I've ate there hundreds of times.

I have no idea?

Is it still one of your favorites?

I haven't been punched in a long time...I felt totally normal until late last night...my stomach is rumbling a lot and I'm either dehydrated or running a fever...I'm drinking a large gatorade now

ROFL Nice.

Not right now I'm throwing my leftovers away if I can ever get out of bed

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guaranteed cure: drink 8oz of antifreeze on the rocks.