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lcarus 03-06-2013 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Laz (Post 9470798)
then the pilot just calls Jack Bauer or Chuck Norris

Well yeah, obviously. I didn't think about that. They should just clone Jack Bauer and Chuck Norris and have one or two of them on every plane. Problem solved.

HolyHat 03-06-2013 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by petegz28 (Post 9470748)
:harumph:

You must have beautiful hair if you are so :harumph: over shampoo. lol

HemiEd 03-06-2013 03:25 PM

I think this is stupid as hell of them to do and this country clearly has no leadership anymore. They should have just left this alone, but Obama is trying to blow smoke up everyones ass about the cutbacks.

Are they going to have a little measuring device now, mounted to the body scanner area similar to a fish go/no go slot gauge for your knife blade?

Nope, your knife is 2 1/2 inches long, gotta keep it. Some how I hope this country survives the next 3 1/2 years.

Setsuna 03-06-2013 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by threebag02 (Post 9470597)

She can stick me with that any time. :whackit:

Tribal Warfare 03-06-2013 03:37 PM

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Dayze 03-06-2013 03:42 PM

thankfully we're till safe from box cutters and nail clippers

TEX 03-06-2013 04:24 PM

WTF is wrong with the idiots running the country?

Brock 03-06-2013 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 9470741)
Yeah a bottle of shampoo MIGHT have explosives, but a small knife WILL allow someone to kill pilots and fly a commercial airliner into the World Trade Center and Pentagon.

:rolleyes:

Iowanian 03-06-2013 05:01 PM

Anyone who has seen castaway knows this is a good idea.

KCWolfman 03-06-2013 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 9470791)
Until a terrorist puts a small knife to a woman or child's throat and says open this door or we spill some blood.

They couldn't grip a small child's throat with their fists before this?

I bet I can cause more damage more quickly crushing the larynx of a kid before a 6 cm knife could get to a carotid.

Iowanian 03-06-2013 05:25 PM

I'd smash a terrorist with a 3 day old ham sammich if they did that, but then again, I'm the kind of guy who wears condoms full of bumble bees for the sport of it.

BlackHelicopters 03-06-2013 06:21 PM

Carried a steak knife in my carry on for 4 years before it was found. I had forgot it was there. Yeah, I feel safe.


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