I am stupid, please explain
 

I am trying to understand that TEO shit, but I can't grasp it....


Who has been following it all the way and would like to help a dumbass understand wtf is going on?

Cliff Notes

Te'o never had a real girlfriend, but is ****ed anyway.

Nutshell.

It's a made up story to cover for someone being a gay Mormon.

He said his girlfriend died. It turns out the girlfriend never existed. He now says he met her online only and that he's the victim of a hoax.

He's fallen all the way to the 3rd pick.

Even though he has stated he has met her and his dad met her also.

Plus a player for the Cardinals has met this invisible girl.

she is from the niagra falls area

FYI

How does a good looking kid fall in love with an imaginary lover?

If only somewhere in the world someone...anyone... was writing or talking about this to gain more understanding.

FYP

Can someone fill me in on the story of the JFK assassination? I'd appreciate just a quick synopsis of the facts.

Perfect Raider 1st rounder

His girlfriends were imaginary, too.

Summary:

Dude is gay. All of a sudden he is in the running for the Heisman. Dude says: Oh shit they are gonna find out I am gay unless i produce a girlfriend. Dude makes up girlfriend and says they chat online nightly, says he touched her hand once. Then says she died of Leukemia the same day that his Grandma died. He was hoping this surreal story would up his Heisman chances. Dude is still gay and didnt win the heisman. Dude wants to touch the Heisman trophy winners hand. Now national media has found out girlfriend never existed. Dude says: oh shit! Dude still wants to touch Heisman trophy winners hand. Dude is still gay! NTTIAWT

Youre a raiders fan. Of course youre stupid.

ROFL

Just more everyday bullshit the media loves spinning for ratings.

He gay.

Manti is gay. Oh, and 9-11 was an inside job.

Can someone please tell me what happened to Jimmy Hoffa?

I dont know what to believe but I tend to lean on the side of Teo. He has tons of text messages from "her", it can be documented he talked to her for long hrs. Of course it was just the cousin of the guy that did it but he story sounds credible to me about someone who is somewhat embarassed to admit they were smitten in on online relationship

He is gay or reeruned or both.

He dumb.

He is his own Grandma. or His Girlfriend WAS his Grandma.

Shes still smokin hot for being non existent. Id hit it.

QUICK! Be the mormon Tebow or adopt some baby mommas.

Reggie will take one look into his eyes and draft him at 3

Winner.

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In order to kill her off as soon as Notre Dame coincidentally re-enters the national spotlight, creating an amazing sob story to help create Heisman buzz despite being highly overrated as a player.

He was dating this real girl during his online "affair" with the fake girl:

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/wp...anti-Teo-2.jpghttp://www.playerwives.com/wp-conten...del-pilar1.jpg

That spray-on tan covered that guy up pretty good

Dude still lied no matter what. After he found out that it was a "hoax" he still lied to everyone for weeks about it before coming clean.

I still think he was in on the hoax.

Either way, dude has severe character issues. Sounds like a perfect Oakland Raider 1st round draft pick to me!

I hope he goes to the Texans hahaha

Your credit card is beggin for a Teo jersey charge on it bud

The Saints need defensive help. Vilma is old and can straighten the kid out.

He had a casual online fling. When he thought she was dead he played it to the hilt to have his win one for the gipper moment. Since his grandma died the same day you would think he would value relationships a little more. Anyway you slice it he comes off as a douche and a liar.

Vilma is history in NOLA.

Sean Payton is going to cut him he's too slow.

They might retain him as a coach or something.