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Katipan 06-07-2014 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 10677213)
Well, except the whole "I'm a fornicating sinner." thing.

He'll understand. He invented the G-spot. He didn't invent the modern day divorce process.

beach tribe 06-07-2014 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 10677145)
You are going to rot away slowly anyway. You might as well not get any ass while doing it.

And consider that when you are older you aren't going to want to tap that saggy, wrinkled, dusty cooter anyway. She'll most likely have hairy nipples, total cottage cheese ass and legs and halitosis.

Save a picture of when she was hot, remind yourself that you hit it once (it's confirmed by the kid), and jerk it to the picture. It will save you a lot of stress in the long run.

Besides, you are already trying to tap into her sister anyway. Let's face facts - you don't talk about the lack of ass your getting from a chicks sister unless you are trying to grease up the entry point of the sister. And that's going to get you destroyed even worse than you think you already are. I mean, seriously, you don't think that sisters talk?

"Oh, by the way, the father of your child just talked to me about you not giving up any ass. And he kept inching closer and closer to me the whole time. He's a ****ing creeper perv if you ask me. The UPS driver on my office route is much cuter and has a better job. You want me to fix you up with him?"

That's exactly what I'm talking about.
In the blink of an eye, we WILL be old and used up, which is why I don't wanna squander the youth we have left.

As far as the sister goes, grow up.
I told my GF about it 15 min after the conversation happened.
I am not jealous, I'm not insecure, and my SO isn't either because I am not a cheater.
If I want other pussy, I will leave.

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Originally Posted by Why Not? (Post 10677161)
Pics or STFU about her hotness

I will ask her if it's cool if I post a pic when she gets off work @ 7am. (Oncology Nurse)

BigRedChief 06-07-2014 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10677201)
And none of which is dependent upon getting married.

Thank. ****ing. God.

True dat.

sedated 06-07-2014 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Buzz (Post 10677108)
Well, good luck with that. You will get older, the pool smaller and less attractive with more baggage.

Lol. For men? Not at all. The older you get the more options open up. Women love age (maturity and money). Heard so many stories from guys saying they got no action in their 20s but have seemingly endless options in their 30s and 40s.

BigRedChief 06-07-2014 08:00 PM

[quote=PackerinMo;10677024 I'm a 30 year old who still looks 20. :)[/quote]Pics or GTFO!






















2nd thought........forget I said anything about pics

beach tribe 06-07-2014 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 10677213)
Well, except the whole "I'm a fornicating sinner." thing.

I believe that two people who dedicate their lives to one another, and are monogamous and faithful are cool in the eyes of the lord.
People can get married to a stranger in Vegas.
Legal Marriage is a man made institution.
A piece of paper cannot give you a life long union.

What this really comes down to, is me not wanting to let go of my youth.
But Real love is what is left over when being in love is gone.

I have been venting here, but this woman and I are together till the end and we both know it.
No relationship stays the way it was when you met.

"Livin, Fightin, Obsessin'
Just as long as I can share it all with you
Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow
Come Rain, Come Shine
Hell and Back
The Beginning In Between
Till The End of Time"
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beach tribe 06-07-2014 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by sedated (Post 10677249)
Lol. For men? Not at all. The older you get the more options open up. Women love age (maturity and money). Heard so many stories from guys saying they got no action in their 20s but have seemingly endless options in their 30s and 40s.

That's another one of the reasons we are going through this issue.
It seems like everywhere I go, there is talent and a lot of it interacts with me in an unmistakable unspoken universal language, and they are saying "yep, you could get it"
That makes me feel good and all, but then makes me wonder why I'm not getting any at home.
I start to ?? do I suck in bed?
Is it just a chore with nothing in it for her?
Then I remember the shit we used to do. I don't think I've gotten off before the participating female, quickies aside, since I was of drinking age.
Even had one of her friends in on the action on her reque......

I'll be damned.
I know how to fix this.
It's staring me right in the face.
I wish women were as easy as us.
Feed me, **** me, STFU.....We are happy.
Not only are women' needs so much more complex, but they don't want you to meet them, unless you guess WTF they are.
Half the time, I don't think they even know, and it's up to us to figure it out for the both of us.
Two weeks tops I will be a smiling MFer.

Not related to the solution, I'm a Vain, Conceited **** for thinking the way I have been thinking.
It's hard to stay grounded when you're smart confident and good looking..............(or a prick with an inflated sense of self, and a set of blue balls)

BigRedChief 06-07-2014 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 10677367)
or a prick with an inflated sense of self, and a set of blue balls

Core issue revealed.

beach tribe 06-07-2014 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 10677382)
Core issue revealed.

Certainly not helping things.

Pasta Little Brioni 06-07-2014 10:59 PM

Not sure she will change until she feels there is a legit chance you drop her ass. By legit meaning you do.

Pepe Silvia 06-08-2014 11:17 AM

Its hilarious how this thread went from PIIHB to discussing marriage.

MTG#10 06-08-2014 12:30 PM

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BigRedChief 06-08-2014 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by PackerinMo (Post 10677835)
Its hilarious how this thread went from PIIHB to discussing marriage.

If you get married is there no chance to PHITB?

Maybe we need a poll?:)


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