Hey, sweetheart. Are you happy to see me, or did you just pee your pants a little bit?

All for you, baby.

Yeah, I figured out that "You don't want to dance? Well, how about a blowjob then?" didn't work by the end of my Junior year in college...

Have you been a BAAAAADDDDD girl, Luv? I mean, REALLY baaaaaddddd.....

Reminds me of the old days in AOL chatrooms.

Guess that means I need a spanking, huh?

Clint, please it's me your talking to.

As for the last line I feel for you if that's not the case. I thought your last B-day present came in panties. I also was led to believe your wife was bisexual. Being a guy who has never had a girlfriend who was not bisexual I understood a long time ago that women like that have a fairly large libido. With that comes flirtation mainly with women but sometimes with guys as well. She knows where the line is when it comes to men. If your wife is indeed bisexual though this sex drive is not going to go away anytime soon. I guess you have to choose how you want to live your life moving forward knowing this. Embracing it with an honest understanding of where those boundries lie is the key to having a good long term relationship with a bisexual woman IMO. Bisexual women usually leave their man for one reason more than any other, jealousy.

No, it doesn't.

ROFL

Alright, who's Red been talking too?

An argument isn't just contradiction. An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition. Argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of any statement the other person makes.

The correct response would have been, "Yes, it does", to which I would have responded, "No, it doesn't", etc., etc....

I thought for sure you would have caught the Monty Python reference.

No it isn't.


See, BL got it...

I can't argue with you until you've paid!

If he's sending you frisky PMs heads are going to roll.