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goatse has 49,999 posts. He's planning something big.

So stupid.

Tell the young man to get the glory for his grief.

Stab that juicy hog in there, and if she snickers, Move it down a peg and insert at a high velocity and see if she thinks its a thimble then.

I'd like to tell that kid there is no such thing as a small weiner....thats just something said by gals with HUUUUUUUUUGE Berginers.

Where is that one poster who kept telling us about his big dick that condoms didn't fit him?

In reality, this story was probably him.

damn, who was that douche?

I edited the OP, so that this page wouldn't be the #1 ranking for Claythan's real name. heh

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Originally Posted by Ari Chi3fs (Post 4168854)

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article...6&in_page_id=2

Nick "The Erroneous One" Athan was so embarrassed about his penis size he got his brother Walter to step in and have sex with his girlfriend. Nick, 24, insisted on turning off the lights and going to the bathroom. Walter would then enter the room and have sex.

The girlfriend found out after 2 months when she turned the light on. "She apparently had no idea. Both men look similar as they are brothers, and the older brother made a point of not speaking when he was impersonating his younger sibling," said police.

Athan, from Kansas City, is said to have feared losing the 24 year old girlfriend if he did not "perform well."

I just wanted to inform Clayton (aka Bob from Orangemane) that Googling his name brings up this thread as number 1 with this little bit:

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Man Embarassed by Penis Size Secretly Gets His Brother to Have Sex ... 15 posts - Last post: Aug 27, 2007
Clayton Wendler was so embarrassed about his penis size he got his brother Walter to step in and have sex with his girlfriend. ...

http://www.google.com/search?sourcei...layton+Wendler

Someone on the orangemane pointed this out thought I would share.

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Originally Posted by Alec R (Post 5432798)

I just wanted to inform Clayton (aka Bob from Orangemane) that Googling his name brings up this thread as number 1 with this little bit:

http://www.google.com/search?sourcei...layton+Wendler

Someone on the orangemane pointed this out thought I would share.

Thanks for the newsflash, Scoop. :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 5432816)

Thanks for the newsflash, Scoop. :rolleyes:

LMAO

There was this guy named Larry Grover who was so ashamed of the size of his dong that he hired a stand-in to have sex with his blind girlfriend.

This thread should once reindexed NOT be the number one google result for GoChiefs name anymore. heh

This guy is decidely NOT embarrassed by his penis size:

1. Largest Penis
Who:

Jonah Falcon is an American actor and writer and is widely considered to have one of the largest known penises in existence. He gained minor fame after he was featured in the 1999 HBO documentary “Private Dicks: Men Exposed” Rolling Stone also did a feature on him. Falcon’s penis is a whopping 9.5 inches long when flaccid and 13.5 inches when erect.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3326/...30d47a07_o.jpg
Why You Should Be Impressed:
In all likelihood, if you have a penis, it is about 3.5 inches flaccid (the average) and 5.5 inches (the average) fully erect. If you’re bigger, it’s quite unlikely that you are much bigger. Below is an interesting graph showing average penis size, being much larger than the average is exceedingly unlikely.
The Down Side:
Let’s face it, having a small dick is a problem, having an above average sized dick is a blessing, but having a huge freakish dick is a curse. Sure you may have some women who are turned on by your huge member, but most women cringe and grab their crotches when thinking about a penis that large fitting inside of them.

Look at this huge NSFW dick!

http://www.dazereader.com/jonahfalcon1.jpg

No, you're not gay or anything. NTTAWWT

Dude, 13.5 inch penii should be worshiped by ALL mankind.

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5469840)

Dude, 13.5 inch penii should be worshiped by ALL mankind.

That guy probably passes out when he gets an erection. I just get a little light-headed.

Apparently his dingus radiates heat.