Some people know me as George Blowfish, but my real name is Ian Cognito.

AL might correct me on this. But I think they only have to get through 4.5 innings with the Royals leading.

You have to wonder if there's a gentleman's agreement between managers and the umpires that if someone has a lead after 5, everyone goes home.

Billy "Air Bacon" Butler....

alright ... move this shit along guys


need to get a couple more innings in quickly


they have maybe an hour more?

Pork Bellies Butler

Looks miserable.

I was JUST thinking along those lines, although it was more of "I wonder if the umps have decided ahead of time that this will be a 5-inning game." I was thinking they might not tell the managers, though. :D

I couldn't be more enthused after learning Billy was cooking bacon.
LET THAT BOY COOK
BASED FOR LIFE

this weather is some BULLshit

Need a lot of hustle on and off the field, no warmups, etc. Basically all the tactics we instituted in high school baseball early in the season because we were all freezing our nuts off.

Sit your ass down.

Keep hacking.

Nice swing bitch

Santana's like "What weather?"