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Buehler445 10-03-2012 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amnorix (Post 8973379)
So apparently the best way to hide a body if you ever commit murder is to toss it into a pig sty?

Never knew that...



(quietly writing notes)

Somebody has been watching Hell on Wheels :)

I never tried to feed them guts, but I bet they would eat it. I threw a basketball in there one time to see if they could eat it. I left before they got it flat, so I don't know how they did it, but they ate it.

To be a dick, dad used to pick Musk thistles and feed them to them. They loved them. But they'd bite awhile and squeal the whole time because it hurt like hell.

Radar Chief 10-03-2012 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amnorix (Post 8973379)
So apparently the best way to hide a body if you ever commit murder is to toss it into a pig sty?

Never knew that...



(quietly writing notes)

You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig". /Brick Top


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