No way Craig makes that stab. Great play.

I'd rather have Loretta Lynn on the mound than Westbrook. Let's not go too far.

Unfortunately, I think she's in the dugout singing Stand By Your Man to Matheny. :D

Then can we jam a pound of coal up his ass and force him to eat a road flare?

Works for me.

I'm wishing Clemente had told Walker's dad to come along.

WHAT THE ****?? That ball was six ****ing inches low.

I knew Lynn would **** us over.

Not comfortable with either.

MOTHER****ER GET HIM OUT OF THERE :cuss:

Two straight balls in the middle are flat crushed.

I haven't seen a postseason starter this craven since Garcia against the Brewers in Game 1 of the '11 LCS.

This needs to be Lynn's last appearance in a Cardinal uniform.

Pitching around Alvarez to bring in Maness for the DP.

I guess the only thing worse than following this abortion on Gamecast would be watching it live.

Lynderella's mug just disappeared from the pitcher box. Does that mean he finally got yanked?

You have no idea. Every ball that has been hit is belt high right in the middle. This isn't the usual Pirate offense built around lucky bloop hits and seeing eye grounders; Lynn is serving the ball up on a tee and they are raking.

Man Ass is in for the DP.