Brag on yourself
 

Tell us about something good that has happened to you, is happening to you, is going to happen to you, you've made happen, you're making happen, or you're going to make happen.

I recently hit a hole in one.

I'm about to buy an awesome car.

I woke up this morning.

I'm about to be the 4th person that's replied to this thread. Nobody else can say that.

Also, back in 82, I could throw a football a quarter-mile.

Sure they can.

They'd be lying, but they can say that.

As a matter of fact, I'm about to be the 4th person that's replied to this thread.

Is that land or a nautical mile.

It is over the mountain.

Sired two off-spring .. which one has sired three male off-spring ....

I race cars, play tennis, and fondle women, BUT! I have weekends off, and I am my own boss

During my missionary work in Africa I helped teach some of the the better nourished kids some dance moves.


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Congratulations.

I remain STD free.

I'm so good....that I create two babies at a time.