Another WTF news article: Man beats wife because wife demanded to smell his genitals
http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2008/dec/...eged-beater-g/
PORT ST. LUCIE — Police are seeking an arrest warrant for a man accused of hitting his wife after she asked to smell his penis to determine whether he was cheating with another woman, according to a police report released Wednesday. The 37-year-old victim told investigators her husband of three years punched her face and kicked her arms and legs Monday night after she accused him of having an affair. The victim said she told her 25-year-old husband as he used the restroom "to display his penis to her so that she can smell it," the report states. She said she asked him to show his genital area so she could determine whether he was cheating with another woman. As she went to sniff her husband's penis, he reportedly punched her mouth and started to kick her when she was on the floor. The husband then fled the scene. Police saw bruises and red marks on the victim's mouth, legs and arms. She became uncooperative when told a warrant would be filed for her husband's arrest. |
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"Honey ... while you're down there"
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If you sexin' learn this lesson when you wash off
Just use hot water don't put no soap on your wash cloth That way when you get home no questions you won't leave her bent Don't be a dope and use the soap cause it will leave a scent |
reminds me of a song Smell yo dick
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Let's reverse the roles....then what happens?
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salt and vinegar patato chips
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He should have negotiated a hefty price to be paid by her, should he pass the sniff test.
My guess is he smelled like the inside of a dead turtle shell, so he did the term I'll now coin at Sec's request. Pee-n-Flee |
Really don't know what is sadder about this story.
The distrust. The stinky penis. The dumb dude punching a weaker sex (in theory. chick could have been psycho, huge and scary) because he got caught. The stupid bitch staying with a guy whose dick she had to sniff in order to determine faithfulness. The fact that my company got me drunk 2 hours before our Christmas party tonight. |
I have a friend who told me his wife would make him do the same thing. Honest to God.
Because she didn't trust him. They divorced a year later or so. Everyone thought she was a bitch and told him not to marry her. I mean everyone out and out told him not to. Hes an idiot. |
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