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Petition: Change the national anthem to R. Kelly's 2003 hit "Ignition (Remix)" (https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=270835)

Fire Me Boy!

03-07-2013 05:11 AM

Petition: Change the national anthem to R. Kelly's 2003 hit "Ignition (Remix)"

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/pet...remix/Rm8SC7FP

Quote:

We, the undersigned, would like the Obama administration to recognize the need for a new national anthem, one that even a decade after its creation, is still hot and fresh out the kitchen. America has changed since Francis Scott Key penned our current anthem in 1814. Since then, we have realized that after the show, it's the afterparty, and that after the party, it's the hotel lobby, and--perhaps most importantly--that 'round about four, you've got to clear the lobby, at which point it's strongly recommended that you take it to the room and freak somebody. President Obama: we ask you to recognize the evolution of this beautiful country and give us an anthem that better suits the glorious nation we have become.

7,000+ signatures to date...

threebag

03-07-2013 05:26 AM

This will make you want to piss on a minor.

LoneWolf

03-07-2013 05:33 AM

My mind is telling me no, but my body, my body is telling me yes!

ThatRaceCardGuy

03-07-2013 05:41 AM

I dont see nothing wrong

Saulbadguy

03-07-2013 06:29 AM

In!

Mr. Flopnuts

03-07-2013 06:50 AM

Haters gonna hate. Lovers gonna love. I don't even want, none of the above.

redfan

03-07-2013 08:19 AM

Then the hip-hoppers

Prison Bitch

03-07-2013 08:21 AM

Petitions are getting lame. It's already tiresome.

Canofbier

03-07-2013 08:24 AM

This is clearly people just mocking the government, right?

suds79

03-07-2013 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Prison Bitch (Post 9473225)

Petitions are getting lame. It's already tiresome.

Well if (and I mean if) petitions ever had an ounce of credibility before it's gone now.

rabblerouser

03-07-2013 09:41 AM

oh hell no.

Prison Bitch

03-07-2013 10:21 AM

It's like the douche who tries to keep the same joke going hours after it's already been told. After a while you just want to smack him. These petitions are already there. Lame and stupid and frankly, just annoying now.

DaFace

03-07-2013 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by suds79 (Post 9473234)

Well if (and I mean if) petitions ever had an ounce of credibility before it's gone now.

Online petitions are definitely too easy. Of course, that's why the White House requires 100k signatures at a minimum for them to give a response. That weeds out most of the stupid ones.

Mr. Laz

03-07-2013 10:34 AM

I mean to tell ya ...

Ultra Peanut

03-07-2013 11:26 AM

Signed.

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