A REALLY nice police officer
 

My son was going 60 in a 40 speed limit, the officer who pulled him over said he would have to go to court Nov 15, when Joseph told him he had to report to his station on Nov 8 the officer said because Joe was so polite and because he really appreciates his williness to serve our country he gave Joe a ticket for not giving a signal while changing lanes, a fifty dollar fine he can mail in. We thought that was really nice of him, since joe would have gotten several points on his license being 20 miles over the speed limit.

To me "nice" would have been letting him off the hook. It's funny how most police officers only hand out tickets to certain types of people.

My early theory is he will speed again.

There is no such thing as a "nice" cop. They are traitors to their fellow man and have given up their membership in the human race.

Skips a narc.

I once got a ticket from an airplane on my way to GW1. The officer even asked me what I did. I told him I was headed home for a week prior to being deployed to Saudi. He didn't care.

he's 19 , he's been trapped at Fort Knox for over 4 mos. He is usually a really safe driver. It was after 12am and him and some friends were on their way home from a movie, there were really no traffic out that late on a wed. night. But yea, he probably will speed again sooner or later.

who would you call if someone broke in on your family? GhostBusters?

I would introduce them to my S&W .357 Magnum.

Funny cause when someone broke into my house I WENT TO THE fuckIN LAW AND THE COPS TOLD ME *WHAT DO YOU WANT US TO DO*
SCARED MOTHERfuckERS THAT THEY REALLY ARE.

SO I WENT AND GOT MY SHIT BACK AT THE END OF MY .44 DE. shit go bang people get the hint.:cuss:

I totally got caught do a California stop today by an officer on his motorcycle. He just gave me a hard look. I'll take the hard look over a fine anytime. For the first time in a long time I can say I actually think the cops where I am at are really trying to be REAL cops and revenue gathering machines preying upon the very people they are supposed to be serving.

I don't have a problem with a cop giving me a ticket when I'm speeding. It's my own fault for breaking the law. What pisses me off is the attitude they carry. Just write the fucking ticket and let me go, don't act like I just ran over a family of nuns walking their baby ducks. I just can't figure out why these a-holes seem to take the smallest things so seriously.

That burns me as well. I got pulled over once for avoiding a traffic device and you would have thought I was trying to smuggle WMDs into a school for the physically handicapped.

Once I was pulled over for speeding outside Des Moines by a state trooper. He was about 3/4 the way out of his car when he darted back inside the car because he forgot to put on his goofy state trooper hat. I guess it's a law in Iowa that in order to issue a traffic ticket, you must look like a dork first.

It's when they question me that I get hacked. "So where are you going this evening is such a hurry Mr. Larson?" Who gives a flying fuck where I'm going and why is that any of you business douchbag.

Or the always clever "What's the emergency?" Gee, I'm in labor asshole, just write the ticket.

My favorite was the State Trooper that pulled me over because he didn't see the temp tag in my brand new truck. As he walked up he noticed and proceeded to warn me that I needed to get my plates. "In five more days I can write you a ticket" Then pull me over in five days, dick.