Official "Memphis is shitting themselves like they're the Chiefs" thread
 

Before HolmeZz or Skip starts one. We're going to lose by 80, if we keep this shit up.

I don't know if I even want to watch tomorrow's game. I think I'll just sleep in and check the Planet to see how bad we lose.

That bad eh?

Memphis doesn't have a middle linebacker either, huh?

Maybe Tracy Simien has some eligibility left. :hmmm:

Randy Fichtner's calling a worse game than Al Saunders on his worst day... even worse than the pussyfied game against UAB last year.

This is the most depressing game I've ever watched, and it's still just halfway through the second quarter. We've had a whopping ONE first down.

Aside from our offense sucking, our defense looking like the Chiefs' D on its worst day (yay, another long completion for Cincinnati!), and our special teams playing like they're in the special olympics, we're doing okay, though.

You neg repped me today you little twat. Now you get right back in there and replace it or I'm suspending your soccer privileges.

They ****ing lost to ARMY two weeks ago, for ****'s sake. :banghead:

ROFL

Check your rep.

ROFL

Come on now. Nobody shits themselves like the Chiefs.

Another run up the middle. Another HUUUUUUUUGE gain... wow, positive yardage this time. 2 yards. Way to go, O-Line!!!!!!!!

Is the game on TV so I can laugh along with you?

ESPN GamePlan should have the UPN 30 broadcast.

I thought the only things broadcast in your neck of the woods are cattle molesting, pigfucking and Desperate Houswives.

Silly rabbit. He has DirecTV. ROFL