David./Metrolike official catfight thread
 

Here ya go, ladies. Knock yourselves (or each other) out.

BITCH!! *scratches eyes*

Cripple fight!

The Border Showdown.

I don't know who to lay my money on.

David. has the better name. It would have been a stupid name, but he put a period after it, making it hilarious.

Metrolike is kind of a whiney little biatch, but has some redeeming qualities. He does live in the better state. ;)

Well, carry on girls!

WHORE!!! **grabs the hair and starts shaking the head**

I don't get it.


Haven't been on much last few days.



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OH NO YOU DI'INT!!!!!!!!

In the old days, when men dueled they would often have their "seconds" do the actual fighting while they glared at each other. May I suggest that we do the same thing here and substitute the "Tastes Great/Less Filling" women for the two combatants?

WHO YOU CALLIN A BITCH? BITCH!!! **Rips a handfull of hair off of her head**

YOU SLUT I JUST GOT MY HURR DID!

It looks like Metro can't keep his hands off another guy on the board... maybe we could start a new thread and set him up with Anton?

YOU MAD STUPID, BITCH! NOW MUH ****IN NAILS IS DUN MESSED UP. YO SHENIQUAH! GET YO ASS OVA' HEEAH, GURRL!. SLAP DIS HO!

stfu cheese we is having fun.

Can we do SkipTowne & Zach next?

It's like Romeo and Juliet.... only the parents are Kansas/Mizzou... and just like in Shakespeare's time both Romeo and Juliet are played by men....