Santa just called
 

said he was running behind and there was no way he was gonna make the game tomorrow.

I told him it was a little late for this,however,he's got 2 tickets in 339,section next to us and would like to give them to a good little boy or girl.He told me since he was so busy I'd have to decide who's been naughty or nice.

Personally,I'd rather give them to someone naughty,but,if you're interested(naughty or nice) just reply here in a DEAR Nzoner letter as why you should get them.

naughty, huh?

does jenny g. or red & fiesty know about this?

I looked at the wife just now and asked real nicely....got one of THOSE looks and a mumble about it being Christmas....I reminded her that I had tolerated her Mom being here....then she rolled her eyes.

I could give a real sob story about not having had the opportunity to see a game all year....but in the end i still gotta convince the person who sleeps on the other side of the bed first.

mmaddog
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naughty, but not the nice kind of naughty

In 19 years of marriage I have found that bringing my mother-in-law into any discussion is a sure fire way to later wishing I had just STFU

Guess I lucked out. The g/f's Mammy ain't allowed within 100 feet...****ing psycohotic bidge...

Just finished 20 years myself.....and any conversation that pertains to her Mom, I always regret.

mmaddog
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My MIL was great. She'd go about 280 though.

I have always heard its easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.

I think the pricks that spout that never have been married.

BTW 1600 miles and work are preventing me from graciously accepting your generous offer!

Looks like I'll just take Santa's tickets to the game and see if I can find someone there,however,this may present a challenge as what to do if a Raider fan wants them,I know it's Christmas but then again it is a Raider fan :D

Don't you have any homeless people along the way. Better to give it to a homeless guy than a Raider fan. Hell they are used to being out in the cold.

Nzoner.....

I was still trying to work on the wife this morning.....I wish I could say that I was having some luck, but she only budged a little.

What time are you and the Mrs. leaving for the game?

mmaddog
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My mrs isn't going :)

Myself and a couple of friends are leaving around 1.

I sent ya a smoke.

Doesn't leave much time for tailgating does it?

I sent you a reply....

mmaddog
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