HELP! Ft. Lauderdale or Miami Locals, Help needed.
 

If any of my fellow CP folk live in or around Ft. Lauderdale or Miami in need to pick your brain and get some information.


Thanks

Voter questions should be refered to election officials.

Why don't you just come out and say it, you are looking for the best strip joints in town.

LMAO



Actually I am looking for a Preacher man or a Judge so I can get hitched on the beach.

I am taking a cruise next month and was going to have Captain Stubing marry us but the cruise line just raised their fee $600


Fug them.

Captain Stabbin'?

Might want to rethink that.

It is a U on my screen Stubing sounds like stew-Bing

I'd offer, but the $600 the ships captain is charging is a lot cheaper than what it would cost you to get me there.

:)

And after Bob Dole defended your intelligence.

Dipshit.

No I said $600 MORE

Pastor I could fly you to Ft Lauderdale and pay for your cruise for what they want for a 5 minute I do and a bottle of cheap Vino

Sounds great! When do we ship?:D

I don't recall you ever defending my intellegence.

And that is Mr. dipshit to you.

she likes to drink beer, watch sports, and doesn't like to shop.

You legal in florida?

:shrug:


:)

Well I guess that makes you about as much help as the senator.
;)

Just wait until you are in internationale waters.