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or no one will respond to it.


With all the trade talks, mock drafts, rumors flying about who the Chiefs are going to get etc etc.....I thought a random thought thread would break the monotony.



Have you or do you know someone that tried to get their wife/girlfriend into a threesome, but have it backfire and their wife/girlfriend leaving them for that woman?


I was going to post this yesterday when Johnny Dare was talking to Muriel Hemingway about it and I got sidetracked.

I had a past girlfriend who was very much into sex- lucky me!

She also had a friend who was absolutely gorgeous at the time. Anyways, we were all out one night drinking and they were talking about sex and both looking at me mischeiviously- My mind the whole time thought they were hinting at a threesome and I was in absolute drunken heaven.

After awhile, I leaned over to my girlfriend and asked her "So, when are we gonna do it?"
She reponded hastily, "Just wait till we get home."
"Aww c'mon baby, I want to do you both now!"
She looked at me like she seen a ghost, "Excuse me?"
'Us. The three of us. Isn't dat what you two have been talkin' bout?"
She got up and left the table, obviously pissed.

Needless to say, I didn't get any action from either one of them that night...dammit!

We didn't talk about it after that, so I have no idea what the hell they were both talking about to begin with, so I just let it go. It's better to have one sexually active gal than none at all.

"I'm a student at a small college in the Midwest....."

I'm a fan of pasteurization...

actually, i do know a guy who was in his late forties at the time, who got his wife and another woman to go for a threesome...

after awhile, the wife left him for the other woman...

but she was probably a better lay anyway...

Self deprecating humor.... My favorite.

I knew a guy who frequented swingers clubs with his wife. He lost 3 wives to other dudes or other women while enjoying that lifestyle. I never understood it. He was a unique cat - he looked like a moron redneck in his mid-20's. He was well over 50.

Anyway, I had forgotten about him until after I had already responded.

I heard the first couple minutes of the Hemingway interview - how did it get to this subject?

I guess she was in a movie or a t.v. show about it and Johnny brought it up. They didnt talk about but maybe 15-20 seconds.

Just thought it would be an interesting post.

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The name of the movie was Sex Monster, it wasn't that good.

The fact that this dude was able to get laid at all was a major feat. Slayer would likely beat him handily in a beauty contest.

A cat almost gave me a black eye.