The toilet and the tub theory.
 

Would you live in the toilet just to be near the tub?

My girlie and I keep going around and around on the following: deciding where we would like to live. In the next year we will likely have to move. We both have attachments to San Diego (family, friends, fond memories), but that might not be a realistic option because of career choice.
In her opinion, closest to San Diego (let's call San Diego the tub) is best even if that means living in LA (the toilet). In my opinion, one doesn't live in the toilet just to be near the tub. It's a toilet, after all and, as I tell her, there are probably some options further away from (but as nice as) the tub. In my opinion, we should be looking at finding maybe a natural hot spring somewhere and forgetting about the tub. After all, who needs a tub when you live in a hot spring?

Opinions?

There are lots of jacuzzi's to choose from, and most are nowhere near the toilet....

and truth be told, I'd settle for a shower stall....even a sink for a sponge bath, rather than living in the toilet (and I'd agree, most of LA would be a toilet-like existance, metaphorically speaking...)

I'd move where you want to and find a new girlfriend. They have planes that can take you back to San Diego these days and you don't have to pay their taxes and prices on goods.

My advice would be to stay away from San Francisco. I hear the soap gets dropped a lot there.

Screw the toilet, move somewhere nice

Well, that solution has logical appeal but lacks emotional appeal. I'm too fond of her.

Translation: She's a demon in the sack

If this is my hypothetical tub and toilet then yes.

If you're asking me if I'd move to LA the answer is no...

Heh. I'm originally from Ca... gays don't bother me.

Then grab her by the hair and drag her ass off to a nice place....

Whoa! How did you break my unbreakable code? ;)

Your hypothetical toilet is something other than LA? Where is your hypothetical toilet?

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call la
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I’ll see you down in arizona bay.

Well, I was going to try and use persuasion on her but if you really think your method is better...

The entire state of Kalifornia.

You couldn't convince me to live there...