Does your wife or girlfreiend ever surprise you like this?
 

Wow, and on my birthday no less.

Thanks for brightening my day sweetheart, just don't tell my wife..............

Of course. Like that time she asked me if it was OK to spend $12 to buy a cookbook from a charity. Now that was out of character!

umm, huh

No it's not.

It'd be a hell of a surprise for me, since as far as I know, I don't have a wife or a girlfriend. Although I did get really drunk last night. But I don't remember leaving home, so I'm probably safe.

OMG!

You mean Doreen is in love with someone else?

:deevee: Oh, the shame! :deevee:

I have no idea what those pics are (I'm at work and don't have the guts to try), but all I can say is there's a good chance the answer is "Yes."

MM
~~:hump:

That broad is a lot of dude's girlfriend. I hope your tetanus is up to date.

You BASTARD!

Now I will have to find someone else to have an extra-marital affair with.

Oh, Doreen! :deevee:

Damn, she's not half the girlfriend you usually have.

Does your wife or girlfriend ever surprise you like this?
 

Surprise me by bleaching her hair, getting a breast reduction and making some dipshit card? No.

Who the hell is Chitown?

Really saved grace there by covering up the nips

Right. Like you don't know who ChiTown is..............

Nope. I can see the boobies whenever I want, but when she gave me the new Onkyo surround sound THAT brightened my day for sure.

P.S. Are you the same guy who carries around the "picture of his girlfriend" that is actually just one of the pics that was in the wallet when you BOUGHT IT?