Help help there's an alien outside my house
 

A big scary one. What should I do?

Lame...

Chase him off with your lightsaber and go back to bed, you silly twat.

And don't forget your headgear before you go out there!

I can't do that! There might be more out there.

Get yourself abducted. I hear lots of stories about hot alien chicks collecting human "seed".

Put something large in all of your orifices so they can't probe you.

Why, why, why do I open his threads :banghead:

I guess it is like a car wreck you just have to look.

SHIT SHIT IT'S LOOKING AT ME THROUGH THE WINDOW!

I'd ask it if they have a cure for "loser" on their planet...

This may be the gayest thread ever. You've truly gone where no man has gone before.

It's in the room. It's just staring at me.

You made it laugh. It wants to post something.

I'm giving the computer to Xlibutscrale now.

Hopefully it'll keep it.