How do I power on a Mac IIvx??
 

There is not a power button.

I've sacrificed a chicken, lit a candle, and chanted a song to Steve Jobs, yet it won't come on.

Help

Macs are infallible.

Become really arrogant about nothing at all. Seems to work for most Mac users.

ROFL

Might make a good doorstop. Or boat achor... :D

Nope, need to get girlfriend's college files off the HD.

According to what I could find you press the arrow key in the upper right hand corner of the keyboard.

thank you!

Sure, that is why apple should be the benchmark. With stuff like turning on a box by pressing another box, they were bound to corner the market. Kinda like turning on the coffee maker by turning the water spigot counterclockwise.

BTW - While reading, I found your device was probably made in 1991 and Mac stopped supporting the device and parts in 2001.

You told him how to turn it on!

Now he'll be macsturbating continuously.

Macs are inflateable.