Jackson Not Guilty! Thanks to key testamony..
 

Thanks to key testamony from Rich Scanlon. When the defense asked Chiefs linebacker and NFLE future hall of famer, Rich Scanlon, what he knew about the allegations he said, "Nothing. But I used to do the moon walk all of the time back in 3rd grade." The jury was so moved by the words from the next David Hasselhoff, they had no choice but to find Jackson not guilty on all charges. On juror, who asked to remain anonymous said, "We all sat around the table, and decided that a man of Scanlon's caliber would never mimick the dance moves of a child molester. We had no choice but to find him not-guilty."

that's pretty good...

i particularly liked the scanlon's "caliber" reference...

i mean, after all, rich does have a big cannon... :D :D :D