Gunther gets a parking ticket, punches out cop
 

Okay, not really, but what with bar fights and disorderly conduct, assaulting officers, and affairs, I thought this would've fit in well

Boomer Grigsby cut, climbs bell tower, goes on random shooting spree.

Nothing susprises me anymore, might as well be true.......

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I heard Al Saunders was flagged for jaywalking and then killed a family of four.

I feel sorry for any sheep in Ws

Before I take a look at a single line of print, I am going to predict this is crank.

Hey come now... I thought it was funny

Guys that drive hot cars don't worry about parking tickets , so they get better parking spots. Whats a few dollars to them.

Man if I was a millionaire I'd park wherever I wanted and for as long as I wanted, outside of places that get you towed.