That's it, I've seen it all
 

I'm channel surfing and I come across Howard Stern's show on E! I like Howard; I'm not a regular viewer, but I watch it when I can, late at night like this. So if this is an old repeat, forgive me.

Anyway, he's got about 8 people in the studio competing in the World's Biggest Hemorrhoid Contest. He has them drop their pants, turn around, bend over and SPREAD THEIR CHEEKS so he and the panel can view their hemorrhoids and judge who has the worst case.

I think first prize is $10,000. But jeebus cripes, would anyone here spread their cheeks on TV to show off their dingleberries?

I've seen lots of Howard's contests involving body parts (usually women's), but this one tops them all.

I was doing the same, and was hoping to see some ho showing off her rack, and I run into a bunch of assholes.................

They even had a pregnant woman on who lifted her dress, pulled down her pantyhose and ...

What was funny though was watching Howard and crew recoil in horror at each display.

Sadly, i watched part of it too. Each one more disgusting then the next.
(though is was ghosted out)
They had a medical doctor on there also, he look disgusted also.

I can't watch trash like that for very long, its an insult to my intelligence.

Well, I don't know if we've seen it all. Maybe next year they'll bring in Kobayashi the hot dog champion and have the first annual "Howard Stern Hemmoroid Eating Contest".

I like you, Siberian--but you have zero acumen about the human animal.

Some people have zero acumen about what seperates human <i>from</i> animal....

:hmmm:

Eww.

Just...eww.