What a revolting situation
 

My girlfriend got a free ticket to attend the season opener at Arrowhead with an old college friend. She is only marginally aware that the Chiefs wear red uniforms, but is curious how the cheerleaders will perform. :banghead:

I'll be up at midnight watching, if the game is even on. :(

Yikes... I'd watch out if I were you. Rumor is, First Down Elvis is good with the ladies.

Kick her in the back of the neck as hard as possible, and then while she's unconscious, steal her ticket, and then dress up as her and take her place.

If you have to work, go with my directions, but instead of letting her stay unconscious on the floor, dress her up as you, and drop her off at your work.

But by all means, at least kick her in her neck.

you been hanging out with neckdemon?

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! STFU

Why, does the way I type make me come across as a cock starved ass fiend?

ROFL

Sorry, trndon, didn't know you were in Iraq. A neck kicking may still be in order though.

Mod powers are crippled, eh? :hmmm:


I haven't met the friend, maybe she's hot. Even if she's not, she has access to Chiefs tix, so that's got to be worth something.

Why are you going to be in Evansville?

He forgot his favorite shoes at your mom's place. OOOHHH!!!11

you've got to be kidding me. It's okay... I suck at jokes too... at least you got a pitty laugh out of me if that counts for anything??!!

You're just jealous. It's OK, I'm used to people being jealous of my insanely funny jokes...

She? She lied.

Wow. You could be a Jets fan with smack like that.