The ten steps to fixing this abomination...this season.
 

1. Get Willie Roaf back. While we can't hang all of our problems on his absence, it's a simple fact that weaknesses on an offensive line are exponential. One weaknesses = one point. Two weaknesses = four points. Additionally, Roaf's absence turns a strength into a weakness, so it's double the problem.

2. Throw the team onto Priest's shoulders. He's carried it before, he'll carry it again. 25 to 30 touches for the high priest.

3. Submit Jerome Woods' retirement papers. He retired in the offseason, but he's still taking up a roster spot. Give him a nice gold watch and get Shaunard Harts back in here.

4. Get Parker off the field. Let him learn how to catch in practice, not during games. Get Boerigter in there.

5. Let the drinker stop the driving. Get Warfield back on the field, and give him a little sip of whiskey in a Gatorade cup every time he makes a good play.

6. Gonzalez is not a blocker. He exists to catch footballs, not to block. Tape this message to your steering wheel, Al.

7. Stop telegraphing blitzes!!!!!! In the 8th grade, these guys should've learned to not line up differently when they're blitzing versus when they're in coverage. This is driving me nuts! Stop it! Stop it! Line up the same way every time! Don't tell the other team what you're going to do!

8. Show the entire game. You have to get the crowd involved, and that's not going to happen if the stupid network is showing scrub teams like the Giants and the Rams.

9. Give Rain Man tickets and airfare. I distinctly saw several people in the stands today not yelling, and even leaving early. If you want a real team, import some real fans.

10. Naked cheerleaders. It may not help, but it sure can't hurt.

Okay, I admit that I ran out of steam after seven, but that doesn't change my good intentions.

I vote for you as the new HC. 1-7, is better than we are doing now.

1. Roaf healthy
2. Warfield back in the lineup
3. Blitz instead of calling the defense out of Greg Robinson's playbook
4. Epoxy on Larry Johnson's hands

**** it. I'm tired of this shit. Blow the team up.

Anyone wanna assassinate King Carl?

you should also give hicks retirement papers also. maybe include the few rare times someone gets to the qb try slowing down alittle. blowing by him or spinning off him dosnt help.

I don't blame the fans for leaving early. When the visiting team hangs 28 unanswered points on you and your team has a shown a pattern of failure it's hard to keep the faith til the last seconds tick off. Hell, it never should have been in a situation where it took a miracle for us to come back in that game.

FYP.

I believe Kevin may be onto something here. :hmmm:

Why is everybody so down on Hicks, he is single handedly our best Defensive End.

I mean he may not be producing like he did that one season but he's still a pretty good defensive end IMHO.

I'm no marine, nor a particularly big fan of them, but I tend to subscribe to their theory of 'leave no man behind'. When you leave a game at any point, it feels to me like you are leaving them to the wolves. It's disrespectful. If you want to show your contempt for Carl, then don't come to the games at all, but don't leave early.

Boooooo. Booooooo. We were one score from winning when the fat lady warbled.

Kevin can't afford the pay cut.

Kevin, where did you get all these wild ideas? Go back to counting beans or whatever it is you do. :p

Nah, he's not worth the prison time, but if someone else does I won't tell on em. :p

One more step is QUIT THROWING PASSES PARALLEL TO THE LINE OF SCRIMMAGE!!!!! I hate that package, it does nothing!! And STOP playing soft zone when you have a lead!!!!!