Funny Bumper Sticker
 

I am sure a thread like this has gone around before, but I just saw a bumper sticker today that made me laugh my ass off. I just happened to be tailgating her a little! After reading this I slowly backed off.

If you are riding my ass, you better be pulling my hair.

Was she the riding type?

"I Support the Right to Arm Bears"

I didn't really look, but judging from the back of her head. Yes!

Ahh Yes the Ole' Back of the head Judgement....

Then the 37yo Transvestite turns around and your stuck dressed up like a mail man, selling crack out the kitchen and you have to scream.. hey thats my wife...


ok ok thats enuff
bottom Line
Id pull her hair

"Mean people suck.
Nice people swallow."

Thats great. She'll get a lotta looks with that bumper sticker.

White bronco had a bumper sticker that said,

Drink apple juice, OJ will kill you.

"DON'T LIKE MY DRIVING?
STAY OFF THE SIDEWALK!"

A few of my favorites:

Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an azzhole.

WANTED: A meaningful overnight relationship.

Honk if you want to see my finger

Where there's a will...I want to be in it.

Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

Forget World Peace. Visualize using your turn signal.

ROFL

Visualize whirrled peas.

"Driver carries less than $20 in Ammo"

Here's some of my favorites:

"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
"I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die. "
Ask me about my vow of silence.
I LOVE GOD - IT'S HIS FANS I CAN'T STAND!
What Would Scooby Do?
When the rapture comes, can I have your car?
Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It!
If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.