Call for research assistants: cheerleader hair color.
 

Amnorix had a thread a while back about cheerleaders, and I made an observation that a disproportionate number of them were blonde.

In the running back tandems thread, the link to the running backs also had links to some cheerleader photos, as shown below.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mul...content.1.html

This group was still predominantly blonde, but not as much as Amnorix's group. As primary photo subjects, I counted:

11 blondes
8 brunettes
0 redheads
1 minority (by definition not blonde)

I think we need to commission some more research to definitively answer this important question, at least as it applies to NFL cheerleaders.

I am therefore asking for 32 volunteers for an important assignment. I need you to each take one NFL team, and go to their web site and check out their FEMALE cheerleaders. (Note: I think there are a few team without cheerleaders.) Then report back on hair color and hair length as follows:

* - No hair extends more than one inch below earlobe
** - Hair extends more than one inch below earlobe, but not past base of neck
*** - Hair extends past base of neck


If you are willing to volunteer for this important assignment, please state a team below for which you are willing to gather data. The first person taking a team wins, so if someone beats you to the punch, then select a different team.

Thank you for your support.

Packers

I thought all of you had too much time on your hands, but this is ridiculous.

Im sure there are folks here that would help out and verify if the curtains match the carpet.

Nobody ever supports basic research, but it's the backbone of our society.

THAT I'm willing to do. :drool:

I'm working on the Redskins right now.

None since 1988.

Packers discontinued their squad of official cheerleaders in large part due to fan indifference. There are no plans to return to official cheerleaders.

Okay, one down, 31 to go. Those benches must get awfully cold at Lambeau Field.

Washington Redskins

Blonde: Short - 0, Med - 0, Long - 13
Brown: Short - 0, Med - 3, Long - 9
Black (White): Short - 0, Med - 0, Long - 4
Black (Minority): Short - 2, Med - 2, Long - 3
Red: Short - 0, Med - 0, Long -2

BTW, in doing this research, I think I found a team with cheerleaders that rival ours in skankiness. Must be an indian thing? :shrug:

Dibs on the Patriots. I'll also put in dibs on the Eagles cheerleaders, unless we have more than 32 volunteers...

Not quite. One of the cheerleaders forgot to wear her panties and when she tried to get up off of the bench, it looked something like this:

http://bias.blogfodder.net/archives/...ue%2012-03.jpg

New England Patriots:

Short Med Long
Blonde 0 6 5
Brown 0 1 3
Black 0 2 2
Red 0 0 0
Minority 1 1 3


This totals 23 individuals, but there are 24 cheerleaders listed on the site. I obviously made a minor mistake somewhere/somehow, but it ain't worth my time to figure out where I went wrong....

Also, I was slightly more generous in my interpretation of medium versus long, or else everyone would be "long". Basically, I had "about shoulder length" rather than "base of neck". If it was a couple inches past the neck, then it was marked as medium. Longer than that (mid-shoulderblade'ish) or longer was "long".

If you dislike my new definition, then seriously mark every one of my "mediums" as long. Other than one short-haired chick, I didn't see any that had it only down to the base of the neck or shorter.

Source: http://www.patriots.com/CheerLeaders...2005cheersquad

This is hot............

But where are all the crazy redheads??

Sedated, you are so right....this is so ridiculous

Uhm...I'll take the Falcons.