I'll start -
Did you hear about the Raider drug addict? They found him stuffing his crack with pipe! Badda-Bum!
What's the difference between the Raiders and their cheerleaders?
The Raiders shower after the 4th period!
Hey-ooooo!
Why doesn't Andre Rison want to play in K.C. this weekend?
He's afraid the band will strike up "Jail to the Chief!"
But seriously, folks!

Take it away, gang-

[This message has been edited by Durtman (edited 10-09-2000).]