My Financee just asked me to surprise her with a home cooked dinner
 

and she is not asking for something from the Barbie...

What should I cook??

I am not a fancy chef. I can read a cookbook, but no french sauces.

And she doesn't like meat....fish, or soy based artificial meats only

Help!

um..

SURPRISE!!

Exactly where is the surprise in this???

Do you have a crock pot?

You're a whole minute late.

If my wife askes me to cook, she's gettin' McDonalds.

Try this it'll show how resourceful you are Dishwasher Salmon

And it looks pretty damned easy.

BIG_DADDY probably has a good suggestion. I know he likes to cook and he likes fish.

I can make a better burger than McDonald's.

But I got a wife, so I don't cook.

That's her job.

My mistake.

She was talking about how much she loves to cook.

Then she looked at me and stated...when are you going to cook for me??

I felt like a deer on a 4 lane freeway full of semi-trucks.

ROFL ROFL

Exactly

Pasta or something in the crockpot. Those are easy.

HA!! Been there done that. How long did it take for you to recover?

Trying to be Cool Hand Luke, I said "No Problem"

THen she said "I want something other than oatmeal"

Dang it, how did she know????