Things you learn that make life harder.
 

1. Learn to shave, then them damn whiskers grow every day.:mad:

2. That first controlled orgasm. An obsession for life is started.:harumph:

3. You get your first pussy, then you are doomed to chase crazy ass women who want to control you for the rest of your life.:cuss:

4. Fall in love with the Chiefs, become doomed to see them fail at their post season efforts for decades.:banghead:

5. The interweb, then you just cannot get away, BBs, porn, news, porn, shopping, porn, porn, porn, porn

That's life though.

its our lot in life :sulk:

Things you learn that make life easier:

1. Sometimes if you flush the turds one at a time you won't clog up an American Standard.

2. If you drink a big glass of water and take a couple aspirin before bed, you can easily avoid a bad hangover.

3. This too, shall pass.

That infuriating cockiness is hot.

That there isn't an outfit out there that isn't sexier paired with high heels.

That I can drink a case of beer.

One day you wake up and you're done with school and have to work at a job and be a real person finally. For the next 40 years.

I now understand why so many people here have such a crush on me.

It is the ying to the sulty/slutty yang

Make it stilletos and all eyes will glance.

Nothing like a piss drunk female busting our balls.ROFL

You do look sexy in high heels, baby.

Merry Christmas mommy

I think I understand the Question?

I bribed Endelt with a blow job if he beats you up for a few minutes.

Endelts going to get his ass kicked. But it will probably be worth it.

OoOh second party sadism.:thumb:

Damm-you are a mean drunk

-sounds like a good bribe, but I allready said I would buy him a beer, and a free beer probably would beat your tired old BJ-he could get that anytime-lol