How close are you to being an old man?
 

Please answer the above poll as a quiz. Give yourself one point for each behavior you currently exhibit.


If you score:


0 to 6 points - You're a teenager, either physically or at heart.
7 to 12 points - You're an adult, but you're not in danger of being old...yet.
13 to 18 points - You're old, but you're still fighting it.
19 or more points - You're old, and you know it.

????

Who the hell needs a poll?

I thought this is what the whole age thing was for

Age is just a number.

I scored a 13, which is lower than I expected.

Old age is a state of mind.

4 here. I guess that's a good thing, eh?

Hell, I only scored a 4. I'm pretty proud of myself on that one.

Where is the "all of the above" option?

Old man, look at my life...
I'm a lot like you....were...
(sung in most grating Neil Young Impersonator's voice)

Gee willikers!! A bordline 1. I have my alarm set for 5:50 a.m., but I invariably hit the snooze at least twice.

cool song

define old man

Senility does that to a person Simp. I think you were referring to the sleep number on your bed.