The NFL hates American music
 

Pregame: Nickelback

Halftime: Rolling Stones

What the hell is up with that?

NFL stands for No ****ing Liberace, Mr. Bob Dole.

FAX

Everyone loves Nickelback........

I'm sick of ****ing Nickelback...

I can't even name a single song by Nickelback.

It could be worse............it could be Rush.

It's because Buddy Holly isn't available.

Oopsie.

NFL stands for Nickleback's ****ing Lame, Mr. Rausch.

FAX

They actually have a song I like ... I can't remember the name of it, though.

Has something to do with the bottom of a bottle. An unrequited theme, I believe.

FAX THE MUSIC EXPERT

Ninety-nine FAX Limericks

Nickelback is alright. I can't freakin' stand the Rolling Stones. I think one of their members is a zombie, too.

Nickelback does their best work as "Smile Empty Soul."

Having those groups play means no chance at corrupting our youth and pissing off the religious right with a .65 second tittah shot.

Yeah, like there aren't more drugs in Richard's system than your local pharmacy...

Fax, i think that's
smile empty soul, bottom of a bottle

I do it for the drugs


nickelback has maybe one decent song I like their animal song